orson smelles

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he/him

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:googlyeye: Stlex :googlyeye2:infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone
2023-12-16

@lennie gonna miss everyone who's going with it

2023-12-16

sad to leave skull site, which has felt like lurking on the periphery of a philadelphia-based party i can't remember how i got invited to. in a pleasant way

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Laser (it's been a good run)Laser@skull.website
2023-12-16

Skullsite will never die

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:googlyeye: Stlex :googlyeye2:infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone
2023-12-16

@lennie I will personally hunt down and slaughter anyone who does not like my favorite things

2023-12-16

any time you say a movie sucks now you get the most dismal ted lasso 'empathy' types telling you 'not everything is for everyone and that's ok' and 'im sure a lot of people worked really hard on it'. hideous behaviour. grow up and send me a goddamn death threat!!!

2023-12-16

watching anatomy of a murder (1959) and throwing my popcorn in the air when jimmy stewart says 'now i'm just a humble country lawyer doing the best i can against this big city prosecutor...'

2023-12-15

also if i disappear and for some reason you want to maintain a link to former medium-clout mastodon user 'lennie', you can follow my bluesky account @stinkyfed.bsky.social. maybe i'll post there more in future, probably not, who knows. the future is full of possibilities

2023-12-15

@georgespolitzer that seems like a decent shout actually, i'll have a look thx

2023-12-03

sometimes you just gotta spend your whole sunday in bed watching my cousin vinny (1992) followed by 8 hours of snooker

2023-11-30
2023-11-30

sorry everybody, false alarm. it turns out henry kissinger's dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land

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Laser (it's been a good run)Laser@skull.website
2023-11-30

Kisskanda forever

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2023-11-30

whatever else you want to say about him, it's impossible to deny that he really was the People's Princess

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the words divisive and controversial doing a lot of heavy lifting today

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let's regular postingsenj@cyberspace.club
2023-11-29

Mentally Normal Guy gives Normal Interview

EM: What this advertising boycott is going to do, it's going to kill the company. And the whole world will know that those advertisers killed the company, and we will document it in great detail.
NYT: But those advertisers, I imagine, are going to say, We didn't kill the company.
EM: Oh yeah? Tell it to earth.
NYT: But they're going to say, Elon, that you killed the company, because you said these things, and that they were inappropriate things, and they didn't feel comfortable on the platform.
EM: And let's see how earth responds to that.
2023-11-29

spotify told me my sound town is langley virginia, is that a cool place? i'm assuming it must be because i pretty much only listened to jack harlow this year

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Laser (it's been a good run)Laser@skull.website
2023-11-28

Interrupting my wife and daughters watching Shrek 2 to tell them "you just couldn't make a movie like that today"

2023-11-28

don't remember why i posted this but i cooked his ass tbh

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2023-11-28

more like machine gun smelly - that guy looks like he needs a shower!

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2023-11-28

i'm going to break into elon musk's home and make him watch Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (Live at 2009 MTV VMAs) with me

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