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Just here for the jokes and wordplay. He/he/he. • tfr

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2025-03-26

probably their last words when the wagon hit them

Gravestone reads "WTF 1620."
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2025-03-26

To such phrases as "Don't spill the beans!" and "Loose lips sink ships!," we'll have to add "Don't send cc a reporter any top secret war plans!"

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I'm Just Frank being FrankJustFrank@mas.to
2025-03-18

Some of the best conversations you'll ever have are the ones where you do more listening than talking.

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2025-02-02
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2025-02-02

Montgomery Museum of Fine Arts: Controversial billboards were erected…

1819news.com/news/item/montgom

> The Montgomery Museum of Fine Arts (MMFA) released a statement on Wednesday to address the recent billboards that have stirred controversy in the area,…

#Alabama

"Make America Great Again" text over historic photo or march in Selma Alabama where protesters meet police
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2025-02-01

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404 Media404mediaco
2025-01-31

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

404media.co/declassified-cia-g

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DocAtCDIDocAtCDI
2024-11-21

Anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.

Red Herring Bear :verified:liam@ioc.exchange
2024-11-17

Hey folks. I love you all but Mastodon isn't working for me. I am moving to BlueSky at qutzupalotl.bsky.social. Hope to see you all there.

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2024-11-06

The FBI is warning about an uptick in cybercriminals offering fraudulent Emergency Data Requests (EDRs) as a service. Basically, they find police depts in the US and worldwide that have email accounts with poor password hygiene + no 2FA, and then send EDRs as police to Meta, Apple, the mobile carriers etc requesting personal info on targeted accounts. There is no subpoena or court order involved in these EDRs, and they are usually granted quickly.

ic3.gov/CSA/2024/241104.pdf

It's nice to see this advisory, however ridiculously overdue it is. I've been sounding the alarm about fake EDRs and associated services for some time now.

krebsonsecurity.com/2022/03/ha

krebsonsecurity.com/2022/03/fa

krebsonsecurity.com/2022/04/fi

krebsonsecurity.com/2022/05/de

krebsonsecurity.com/2022/04/le

krebsonsecurity.com/2023/11/id

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Derek Caelin is writing a bookderek@social.coop
2024-11-06

‘I wish it need not have happened in my time,’ said Frodo.

‘So do I,’ said Gandalf, ‘and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

Red Herring Bear :verified:liam@ioc.exchange
2024-10-26

REDRUM, but it's just a message telling me to read the room

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Σ(i³) = (Σi)²SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
2024-10-26

Disasters are more an art than a science, which is why most of us develop a personal, recognizable disaster style over our lives that is unique to us.

a drawing of a raven in a kitchen wearing an apron, stirring a pot, looking at us "I don't need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it"
Red Herring Bear :verified:liam@ioc.exchange
2024-10-21

I won’t be going to any psychics for the foreseeable future.

Red Herring Bear :verified:liam@ioc.exchange
2024-10-10

Here is Jack Smith's latest filing with most names unredacted, courtesy of Just Security (27Mb) : s3.documentcloud.org/documents

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2024-10-10

Chaka Khan sang "I'm Every Woman", but I don't ever remember her being my wife.

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2024-09-27

I'll CC you in hell

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2024-09-27

If you ever think you’re not good enough at something to do it seriously, just do it anyways but as a joke

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Full Metal Accountantordrad@lor.sh
2024-09-13

Now tell me what works and what doesn't. And be honest. Just remember I can't handle criticism.

Red Herring Bear :verified:liam@ioc.exchange
2024-08-07

The Olympics is basically the Guinness Book of Weird Sports.

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