Boss: Aren’t you guys listening to the leadership announcement?
Me: ::turns head to show one headphone in one ear::
Coworker: ::does the same::
Boss: One ear each? So you’re only half listening, then.
Me: This way it can go in one ear and out the other.
Coworker: I really only half care anyway.
Boss: Ask a snarky question, get a snarky answer.