if we all vote to stop using one chat platform per @emf we’ll all finally be using telegram by 2040 #emfcamp

@info are there any left?

@mattgrayyes is it peedet or pidet?

OH: “Why golden shower when you can golden bidet”

for an exciting “twitter is finally going to die” first toot:

✨ I’ve just sent in a proposal abstract for my first ever contribution to an academic journal ✨

Entitled: Benchmarking Simulations of Slow Extraction Driven By RF Transverse Excitation at the CERN Proton Synchrotron

@aaroncarson omg hi

twitter is down 🔥

People who's world revolves around twitter right now! 😂 ....

@bleeder I still have no idea how this works

Useful keyboard shortcuts for the web client that aren't documented in the panel yet, courtesy of @Gargron:

gb -> blocked accounts
gd -> direct messages
gf -> favourites,
gh -> home,
gl -> local timeline,
gn -> notifications,
gs -> getting started panel,
gt -> federated timeline
gm -> muted users,
gp -> pinned toots,
gu -> your profile