@Tollfree @Gustodon Maybe just our Mastodon names. That would go well with the cult theme.

@Gustodon @Tollfree I gotta be honest: I'm thinking about getting this one too.

@cautionwip @Talia_christine @MissingThePt In at least one timeline it is.

Her: You’re so possessive.

Apostrophe: Only sometimes, Brenda.

@Tollfree @Gustodon
Option C

@Tollfree @Gustodon
Option B

@Tollfree @Gustodon
Option A.

@ElleGray I’m interviewing some top candidates for nemesis currently, but it looks like it may all come down to references.

thinking of getting a medicalert bracelet that simply states: AVENGE ME

@eugenekim @Talia_christine @MissingThePt Ah, ok. Yeah I mooch of my wife’s paid YouTube subscription and she mooches off my paid Pandora subscription.

Paramount+ Executive: We need music that says action, excitement adventure!

Marketing Team: We’ve got the perfect answer!
Tom. Petty.

b o i n g #comics

@eugenekim @Talia_christine @MissingThePt I’m not familiar. Is that a commercial? Or maybe…a message from the future???

@Talia_christine @MissingThePt We always assume the time traveler’s goal is something lofty to help all of humanity, but what if the person created this timeline just so they could have better abs?

@averagehousewife But do it within 15 minutes of waking up because this memory will self destruct.

I accidentally sat in a bean bag chair and I live there now.

Blind Date: So, do you like music?
Me: Uck, no. I’m into static. Sirens. The sound of bees. Well, before it became cool.

All your base are belong to us.*
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therapist: this isn’t going to work if you don't open up and talk to me

mime:

Sunday JoWordle

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