looopTools

PHD | Software Engineer | Author and maintainer of QueryC++ | Blood Donor and I think you should be too | Fedora and macOS enjoyer

Likely to offend... it is not something I seek but it is kind of a talent of mine.

Will post in English and Danish, maybe sometimes German, Spanish, or Farsi/Persian as well.

Ravenclaw... even though all tests says slytherin

And I bitch a lot about Python

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-22

@BasicAppleGuy macOS allowing for spaces in grids again.

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-22

I just walk by a saloon advertising a new scalp collection…. That is a little macabre to advertise your scalp collection… also pretty sure that is illegal to collect in !!!!!

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-22

Kære medlemmer fra jeg kan huske der var en biks eller supermarkede der solgt hawaianske øl )nej ikke Erlings Falske butik som desværre lukket). Meget specifikt solgte de ikke kun øl fra Kona bryghus. Nogen der ved hvor det er for jeg kan simpelthen ikke huske det. Jeg troede det var den alkohol forretning på Boulevarden. Men det er det desværre ikke :/

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-22

CLASSIC LOOOPTOOLS!!!! First proper and the idiot thinks: How bad can it really be out there.... I should have brought another pair of underwear and that is all I am gonna say about this situation!!!

ps. Happy I had enough foresight to bring extra socks

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-21

I started a little over a month ago. I wrote a little bit here: loooptools.com/aikido/concentr about what it has done to my mental state and calmness so far

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-21

yoh! is it true that faaeal's only official store is on AliExpress?

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-20

did WHAT NOW??? nyheder.tv2.dk/live/udland/202 If it is true they closed an email for a ICC member on the orders of it cannot be relied on for any form of critical communication infra structure

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-20

@Patricia [Sarcasm may appear] To cheer you up, you should go and read Survilance Capitalisme by Shoshana Zuboff

Its a fantastic book, I only put it a side when it makes me depressive and ready to destroy the tech industry... So only every three pages or so.

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-19

@collin @hacrods Ruby is one of, if not, the languages I love writing the most! But my list is weird according to everyone else

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-19

@hacrods So like, what I am working on now does is:

- Cron job that download log files
- Extract relevant data from the log files
- Make statistics on errors, faults, failures, and recovered experienced in a system
- Make a Report based on the statistics (including generating a pdf and a tiny website)
- Publish report
- Compare to last report
- Publish the comparison
- Send (email) notification for failures on level X to relevant personal

So nothing complex

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-19

I am wondering if I can redo some of my scripts in and get better performance than in

Based on some initial experiments over the weekend it might be possible

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J. Martingyokusai
2025-05-18

“I use ChatGPT for ideas and inspiration” is the new “I read the Playboy for the articles.”

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2025-05-17

Today I finished reading Going Postal by Terry Pratchett. It was my first Terry Pratchett book.

Here's a quote.

"What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”

#Books #TerryPratchett #GoingPostal

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Daveography 🇨🇦 :magpie:Daveography@yeg.bike
2025-05-17

Inside every QA tester there are:

- Two wolves
- One wolf
- Zero wolves
- 0.5 wolves
- 2,147,483,648 wolves
- -2 wolves
- Beer wolves
- Two coyotes
- 🐺🐺
- Два волка
- '); DROP TABLE WOLVES;--
- <script>alert('Awooooo')</script>

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-16

@ross True hmm maybe there isn’t a better solution

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-16

@ross Agreed I would to inherit make, make-install instead of just defaulting to make also

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-16

is nice and cool... BUT WHY THE FUCK is do_install not using make install by default when do_compile just runs make ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGG

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-15

It is terrifying to me that Dane’s are almost praying for I don’t recall this long a dry spell during

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-14

@ojs No no not it. They send a link to google maps with their address plotted in. But that means when I try to mark the address it opens a google maps link. Which first takes me to maps.google.com and the because google are dicks! Tries to take me to the App Store to get me to download the google maps app

looopToolslooopTools
2025-05-14

i would love if people stopped sending me links to google maps when I ask for their address

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