Offer it to the Creepy Shrine.

Enjoy sword.

Slap that Pukwudgie!

That's my secret, I'm always on fire.

"Everybody knows dot com is the real internet." —Cori

"I feel like I shouldn't do something stupid." —Beej

If you walk in the middle of the road, you might get trampled by dinosaurs.

Chickens are not our enemies.

Never hug people with your mouth.

"I wish we were still with the Elvis people." —Ian

Don't let the giant pig fall on you when it dies.

Go in from behind!

Never hug people with your mouth.

"Sometimes, we act like an idiot *hard enough* that it overcomes a cynical crowd." —Jacob

In order to make clear parts more effective, select three.

"I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to correct you in a pedantic way." —Kathleen

Chili can be served with cheese.

The answer to every question is Alex.

That's my secret, I always need healing.

Slap that Pukwudgie!