under the bed is a convenient pocket dimension to put Stuff

oh, for anyone following the "hey royal mail, where's my camera?" saga, it's here!

✋ "too many polygons"
👉 polysaturated

@henrahmagix they went through many names: https://camera-wiki.org/wiki/Houghton_and_Ensign

staring wistfully out of the window

when will my husband (vintage camera) return from war (receive any sort of tracking update from royal mail)?

@Ninji excuse me how many?

fixer (photographic chemistry) 🤝 fixer (organized crime)

👉 making things disappear

One change in i(Pad)OS 26 that I’ve been wanting for years — the native Contacts app finally has avatars next to the names in the main list view

(the joke, for anyone that missed it — i'm trans, i'm absolutely no stranger to the notion that i'm someone's fetish)

discovering a porn website called "all over 30" (whose selling point is that the models are all ostensibly over the age of 30) and having the horrifying realization that I — a 30-something-year-old trans woman — am someone's fetish now

hahahahaha fuck

I just wanna know where my new vintage camera is

Gonna get myself rate-limited from the Royal Mail parcel tracker at this rate

2025 shaping up to be an incredible year for fuck-ugly mobile OS UI redesigns

I love how Liquid Glass advocates for accessibility. Now everyone can experience what it feels like if you can’t read shit. #wwdc25

no you’re browsing eBay for century-old cameras at 2am

@bayindirh I've built some (very hacky, not production-grade) tooling to automate a lot of this, but I'm still doing a lot by hand - I have *very* different email templates depending on whether it's someone's personal blog or something more corporate. Even then, it'd be near-impossible to automate the "figure out what the relevant email address is" step!

@dotstdy @jon_valdes I've heard from a handful of folks in the US that their home address is also findable via public property tax records - obviously a targeted attacker could just go via that route, but the exif channel makes it accessible to any drive-by website visitor with a browser extension so I still think it's worth informing people regardless.

god i have so many "hey you should probably strip the geotags from the images on your site" emails to send ;_;

It’s so exciting that the whole world now gets to experience instance admins repeatedly subtweeting each other on their respective shitty social media sites