Mac Cellar

Gotta cellar full of Macs and I’m not afraid to use them 🙃

Mac Cellar boosted:
2025-07-03

Today I learned there are rules for Road Runner ... BEEP-BEEP!

(creator Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner)

RULE 1. THE ROAD RUNNER CANNOT HARM THE COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING "ВЕЕР-BEEP!" 

RULE 2. NO OUTSIDE FORCE CAN HARM THE COYOTE - ONLY HIS OWN INEPTITUDE OR THE FAILURE OF THE ACME PRODUCTS. 

RULE 3. THE COYOTE COULD STOP ANYTIME - IF HE WERE NOT A FANATIC. (REPEAT: "A FANATIC IS ONE WHO REDOUBLES HIS EFFORT WHEN HE HAS FORGOTTEN HIS AIM.' -GEORGE SANTAYANA) 

RULE 4. NO DIALOGUE EVER, EXCEPT "ВЕЕР-BEEP!" 

RULE 5. THE ROAD RUNNER MUST STAY ON THE ROAD - OTHERWISE, LOGICALLY, HE WOULD NOT BE CALLED ROAD RUNNER. 

RULE 6. ALL ACTION MUST BE CONFINED TO THE NATURAL ENVIRONMENT OF THE TWO CHARACTERS - THE SOUTHWEST AMERICAN DESERT. 

RULE 7. ALL MATERIALS, TOOLS, WEAPONS, OR MECHANICAL CONVENIENCES MUST BE OBTAINED FROM THE ACME CORPORATION. 

RULE 8. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, MAKE GRAVITY THE COYOTE'S GREATEST ENEMY 

RULE 9. THE COYOTE IS ALWAYS MORE HUMILIATED THAN HARMED BY HIS FAILURES.
Mac Cellar boosted:
2025-06-30
Mac Cellar boosted:
Chris Gervais 🎸🥁💻chrisgervais@hachyderm.io
2025-06-27

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT PEOPLE REFER TO THE HAND ICON IN MACOS AS “THE MICKEY MOUSE HAND" WHEN IT'S CLEARLY THE “HAMBURGER HELPER HAND." PLEASE REFER TO IT AS SUCH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Mac Cellar boosted:
2025-06-26

@smallsco I worked at a telecom company for a good number of years ( mostly managed VOIP services but we had a large WAN and software that powered call centers, etc )

There was this creaky old test server that should've been shut down long ago, but we kept it running almost entirely because it had unfiltered access to the POTS trunks.

It had a script called "rick.sh", which took three arguments: number to dial, whatever you wanted to stuff into the caller ID field, and a .WAV file - with a well known default if you're feeling lazy.

People would see their cell phone ring, think it's mom, answer and nope it's Rick Astley. This paired nicely with the call recording system for followup mayhem.

2025-06-24

@w7voa They are just now becoming concerned, eh? 🤯

2025-06-22

@anthony This is great! Thank you!

Mac Cellar boosted:
Anthony, of courseanthony@bitbang.social
2025-06-22

Honestly, what sort of psychopath puts 11 of something in a pack? A prime number? Really? So no matter how you share them someone's going to be disappointed. You only need to add one more and you have near-perfection. 12 shares beautifully between 2, 3, 4, or 6 people. I refuse to believe this isn't deliberate chaos

#JaffaCakes

Mac Cellar boosted:
2025-06-15

I would like to be Chrisjen Avasarala: impeccably-dressed, running things, swearing like a sailor.

But I am Camina Drummer: barely keeping it together, sort of in charge, with a lot of complicated relationships and a strong eyeliner game.

Mac Cellar boosted:
2025-06-15

IF I CARRY MY FATHER

I hope it is a little more
than color of hair
or the dimple or cheekbones
if he's ever here in the space I inhabit
the room I walk in
the boundaries and peripheries
I hope it's some kindness he believed in
living on in cell or bone
maybe some word or action
will float close to the surface
within my reach
some good will rise when I need it
a hard dense insoluble shard
will show up
and carry on.

Marjorie Saiser

Mac Cellar boosted:
2025-06-09
A fencepost with a blue sign that reads: Please like and share this post.
Mac Cellar boosted:
Dan Connollydckc@social.coop
2025-06-08

#grateful for Bill Atkinson and #HyperCard

HyperSchool is a HyperCard application for schools to do scheduling, attendance, and grades.

It includes thousands of lines of #HyperTalk code, plus some
C code to interface to a scantron machine and to do simulated annealing
before the user gets old.

Mac Cellar boosted:
Miguel Arrozarroz
2025-05-29

I've been following MacInTouch for… decades… I don't even know any more. Sad to see the site being paused. I'm hoping Ric brings it back sometime in the feature, but whatever his decision is, I'm thankful for many, many years of great content about the Macintosh and Apple. Thank you, sir, for all your work. 🙏

macintouch.com

Mac Cellar boosted:
2025-05-26

Heads up folks, the scammer Sean Lee Robinson, aka "Geek With Social Skills" is posting videos again

This person scammed myself and others out of a considerable amount of money

DO NOT engage with this person

If you need more info, watch the video below, google them, etc

From: @RonsCompVids
bitbang.social/@RonsCompVids/1

Mac Cellar boosted:
2025-05-17

It's kind of nice that gopher is slowly sneaking its way back to life again. #RetroComputing

System 7 Today, but as a gopher site
Mac Cellar boosted:
2025-05-15

A little motivation

4 panel comic:  Panel 1: forg is drawing. There’s some extra pencils and some coffee on his desk. He says “all I can do..” Panel 2: he is now doing work on his computer. Looks like he completed some drawings. He continues “..is my best” Panel 3: he is now making some food in the kitchen, wielding a pan and wearing a tiny chefs hat. He continues talking to himself “..and my best..” Panel 4: at the end of his long cozy day he’s in bed, and finishes his sentence “.. will do”
Mac Cellar boosted:
2025-05-12
Cartoon of a sheepdog and a sheep eating dinner at a fancy restaurant. The dog says, "What do you mean I'm too controlling?" The sheep replies, "You herd me."
Mac Cellar boosted:
Ars Technicaarstechnica
2025-05-07
Mac Cellar boosted:
2025-05-06

"I am starting a petition to no longer refer to AI "art" as AI art but instead as Computer-Rendered Artificial Pictures (CRAP).

Pass it on."

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