himynameismack🚀

just another enginerd ghetto white trash hella genX og mosh pit grampa gabacho gwylo / ENFJ / knuckles up check nuts
#jokes #space #science #tech #politics #dogs #music #scifi #books #RaiderNation #nasa #astronomy #memes #engineering #art #architecture

himynameismack🚀 boosted:
Georgia the Explorerfuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-07-02

I woke up to find both Keanu Reeves and Novak Djokovic are following me on Mastodon 💅

himynameismack🚀 boosted:
protolaliaprotolalia
2023-07-02

Nothing on the internet will ever compare to the joy of using Napster for the first time.

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-06-19

@Saltssaltgirl that's bogo!

himynameismack🚀 boosted:
2023-06-19

Don’t forget, all dads are 50% off tomorrow.

himynameismack🚀 boosted:
2023-06-19

I now have more followers on Mastodon than my dad's stupid dog on Instagram. Who's a good boy now, huh dad??

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-04-20

everybody wants to be proud of their family.
when someone asks "is that one of yours?"
you wanna grin & nod.
nobody wants to say yea & feel the need to explain a lame excuse for some dumb bullshit they did.

himynameismack🚀 boosted:
Sundae_GurlSundae_Gurl
2023-04-20

Southwest Airlines is now offering an ultra-low airfare category called, “Wanna Stay Home.”

himynameismack🚀 boosted:
Sundae_GurlSundae_Gurl
2023-04-20

[at stud farm in middleburg]

Me: “So what do you feed them, Bill?
Breeder: “They get hay and the vet’s concoction to keep them horny.”
Me: “Oh really? What’s in it?”
Breeder: “Not sure, but it tastes like peppermint.”

himynameismack🚀 boosted:
Sundae_GurlSundae_Gurl
2023-04-20

Statistically, 1 in every 3 people in a relationship cheat so I only need to figure out if it’s my boyfriend or my husband.

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-03-27

@princesaballena if I were an ebay person, yes. I am not an ebay person because I would impulse bid on stuff like toys from my childhood, comic books, sports & scifi memorabilia, tools, etc

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-03-27

I like you but I'm not in like with you

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himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-03-25

if you're wearing pants on Saturday morning,
you should reprioritize some things

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-03-19

friendly reminder
the best part of being a parent is watching your grandkids drive your kids crazy.
it's a beautiful thing

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-03-19

@princesaballena I would totally impulse buy a box of superballs

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-03-19

I think I would like to have another kid one day...
two days, tops

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-03-12

I'm not tryna brag, but I had a toot score 11 favorites w 10 reblogs 😎

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-03-12

new black coworker: mack, where's the colored printer?

me: dude, it's 2023. you can use whatever fuckin printer you want!

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-03-11

do NOT lick the scented candles,
no matter how good they smell.
you know who you are.

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-03-09

if your date can suck all of the meat off of a rib or chicken wing bone in one bite?
they will definitely do those things you like.

himynameismack🚀mackalodon@mstdn.social
2023-03-08

@hybrid918 😂 great story

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