fish out of water

they/them nerd here for shitposts, fandom, gaming, art, science, fellow queers.

mostly scrolling.

avatar pic is the white teardrop chapter icon from the wheel of time. banner pic is a panel from a bravest warriors comic with catbug saying “I don’t know how this works!”

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2025-11-19
NEWS
"Wolf back in Belgium after 100 years, sparking controversy"

"The use of the singular here makes it sound like this is about a specific, apparently immortal wolf who was previously exiled for some misdeed"
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Miko Blissful [he/fae]windbliss@bark.lgbt
2025-10-31

Your yearly reminder that the Salvation Army refuses to lend aid to struggling/homeless LGBT; therefore, you should refuse to lend aid to the Salvation Army.

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Francis Beaudetf_beaudet@cosocial.ca
2025-10-27

So if you're a Microsoft Office subscriber and you just got a notice that the price went up.

Know that the price didn't really go up. What is happening is that they are now charging you for Copilot.

You can opt-out by cancelling your subscription. When you do, they will offer a Office365 "classic" option which is at the previous price and doesn't include Copilot.

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slop enjoyerslop@fuckaas.space
2025-10-27

doctor: so basically, just listen to your body and you'll be alright

my body: chips chips chips chips chips chips

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Good Tidings We Bring To Euan Your KinEuan@stctp.zone
2025-10-13

He's the one who broke the promise

#DoctorWho #SonicTheHedgehog

My lineup of Doctor Who figures, the Doctors in order, but instead of John Hurt's War Doctor, Jim Carrey's Dr. Robotnik is stood in between Paul McGann and Christopher Eccleston
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2025-10-11

hi, i'm from the fruit factory. i'm here to measure how gay you are

2025-10-05

@Coleyoliepolie congrats!!

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Luci is having a better week now. Thanks.luci@twoot.site
2025-10-02

I made a flowchart to help you navigate the current enterprise IT landscape

A flowchart asking "Do I need AI?" with a downward arrow leading to a box labeled "No." The background is a dark grid pattern.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-09-30

Don't forget to start your week off right (by napping!)

Cute photo of an orange and white cat that's asleep on a keyboard while its paw rests on it too. You know, important business stuff.
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Tom Casavanttom@tomkahe.com
2025-09-30

After a tumultuous year of cats hating each other, I think they have finally achieved symbiosis

Photo of 2 tuxedo cats sitting on a window shelf next to each other. The cat on the left is looking back towards the camera, the cat on the right is looking out the window
2025-09-28

🎶fooour sweater vests🎶

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Cats of YoreCatsOfYore
2025-09-27

The Raid. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Black and white photo of a tabby cat standing on its hind legs to investigate an open fridge, but looking over at the camera. Handwritten text on the edge reads “The raid”.
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2025-09-23
Magritte's pipe, but it's been done up like a CD compilation cover: "NOW that's what I call 'une pipe'"
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catraxx :antifa:catraxx@tech.lgbt
2025-09-22
"That is a powerful cat", this time written in a highly colorful pixel font
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Todd 🛡️todd@social.lol
2025-09-20

Reminder while cancelling subscriptions:

Library card probably gives you Hoopla and Kanopy TV/Movies/Courses
PBS donation can give you Passport, which includes their news, show catalogue, and the wonderful Masterpiece theater and Walter Presents collections

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2025-09-17

Me, standing on my doorstep, facing north/northwest towards the storm something like a hundred miles that direction: Pspspspspsps

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Annika Backstromannika@xoxo.zone
2025-09-17

Cake Pop Demon Hunters

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Chad (OOO until 1/5) :bookit:chad@retro.pizza
2025-09-15

[Tevye voice] if I had a jorts alt

2025-09-14

@germ her montage sequences are stunning. and compared to the wheel of time, this is positively clipping along lol

2025-09-14

@germ I've been thinking it for at least a book and a half now but I'm in chapter 22 of Assassin's Quest and... wow

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