@gvrooyen
So say we all 🙏

@leoncowle
Haha thanks for checking in!

@leoncowle
Will get back on that train in December then!
@george

Hm. My timeline is totally empty. App bug, Mastodon bug, or feature?

Boba Fett's real name is Robert Fettuccine

I've been hanging around on the new Blue site for a bit, enjoying it somewhat. To try and tempt me back, what cool new/old accounts can you recommend I follow on here?

Dammit, I really wish Mastodon could have a proper user discovery feature. That and an easy onboarding process would make this place take off.

@leoncowle
@george gotta agree, unfortunately. I tried making it through Season 1 and it felt like they were stretching out the source material on purpose

when you tell a Scotsman "we have an important visitor and press pack coming to the workplace tomorrow, you should dress a bit smarter than usual".

Nothing makes me regret having a strong password more than being forced to type it in letter by letter with a TV’s on-screen keyboard and remote control

Maybe the real self-care was all the Nazis we punched along the way.

People be oxymoroning like, “you need to relax by exercising”.

There's a method to my madness in my home office, and my toddler adds the chaos. Did I put that donut in my desk drawer, or did he?

Two things you should know about me:

1. I don’t like or know how to deal with autocorrect

2. Send dudes

we gotta talk about how the M part of the YMCA dance sucks ass

Connections (Puzzle #10)
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Solid!

@haskal
The best sets by almost any metric are the Sony WH-1000XM4s

So uh when do you think this indictment stuff will blow over?

I begged the moon
To call out to you.
The moon only said
You left it on read.

I’m sorry I thought “getting plenty of vitamin D” on the corporate beach field trip meant having sex with as many strangers as possible before leaving.