Polo shirts are fascist casual

I'm in an unhealthy relationship with winter because I'm too coat-dependent

You better not pout, you better not cry, just bottle it up and keep inside. Santa Claus gets uncomfortable around real emotions

1-877-WANDS-4-SQUIBS

Whomst-bastank

If you can't go with Colin Firth, might as well go with Colin Thecond

Allow me to demonstrate my new adolescence-inducing laser
*pewb pewb pewb*

My fav comedian is Larry the Instrument Maker Guy with his famous catch phrase "Guitar done"

DON'T EAT CHOCOLATE, THAT'S THE DEVIL'S TURDS

gucci gucci louis louis harry harry potter
Snape was an incel teased by harry’s father

Once Nantucket man
jokes he did not understand
how to limerick

@jardshiel@radical.town croquet but that's not a sport, just something you do once and then keep in the shed forever

John Wick potential sequel titles

John Wick: Nothing he can't candle

John Wick: Any wick way but John

John Wick: wickity wickity wickity whack, y'all

John Wick: Wicked Petey, AH!!

(that last one assumes that there will be a villain named wicked pete who makes a comecback)

here's a peek at my bullet journal
- Chris Webber
- Juan Howard
- Rod Strickland
- Gheorghe Muresan

there's only two seasons now: solid coconut oil season & liquid coconut oil season

Greeb, for lack of an actual word, is good

ALL ANIMALS FAKE SLEEP

So proud of THESE GUYS for gettin’ married! THESE GUYS are so great! Yes I may have forgotten my friends' names!!!

"This ain't yer daddy's music!" the pawn shop clerk tells me as I continue to hunt down my father's stolen record collection.

I was offline cyber bullied a lot in school