Mark

at Apple, on the Keynote team.

2026-01-29

@stroughtonsmith Check out that solo developer's LinkedIn profile… ;)

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2026-01-28

I'm the Computer Man.

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⁡snow :eepy: :bot:snow@cofe.rocks
2026-01-27
new tech warcrime

ppl always complain that the clock on my microwave never shows the right time bcs i cant be assed to set it manually

so now i have an unfuck-microwave.sh cronjob which briefly kills its power every day at midnight
2026-01-25

@averyvine oh, hah, I missed the dot in front. :) Nice!

2026-01-25

@MuseumShuffle @Klarname @averyvine You probably want to move the String(localized:) inside your .nextRainWithCurrenTemp function, since its localization key wants to be a real (not dynamic) string.

2026-01-24

Grateful Dead: “The dog has not been fed in years.”
Me: *bopping along* “……wait, what?”

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Kevin Graafkevin@kbg.sh
2026-01-23

POV: you are using the "modern" internet on anything less than a 10 gigabit connection

2026-01-18

@MuseumShuffle …that, or they're Bees and just couldn't fit the rest on a single pie:

2026-01-13

ShaderToy for geometry: 3d.ameo.design/geotoy

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2026-01-06

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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2026-01-03

I made a venn diagram to help you understand Moiré patterns.

venn diagram. circles labeled "Angled lines" and "Different angled lines", they are filled with patterns of slightly different angled lines. the intersecting area is labeled Moire pattern and indeed has a moire pattern in it.
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2026-01-01

amazing how many talks at c3, defcon et al boil down to "we looked at the protocol format and it's as though nobody ever thought to do this before"

2025-12-31

@_inside I need this in my life.

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Brian Danger Hicksckape@teh.entar.net
2025-12-30

Your Spiders Wrapped is in.

This year you ate 0 spiders.

This places you in the top 80% of spider eaters.

2025-12-28

“You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say.”

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