Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻

Mike J πŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻
Washington, AC (Alternative Coast)

(Demon rats, fuck yeah.)

You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool.

Mots pressΓ©s, Mots sensΓ©s Mots qui disent la veritΓ© Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit

PNW

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-11

@waitworry @Alice "In episode 402 of The Muppet Show, the Prairie Dogs steal Kermit's collar and he laments that he feels naked without it. "

muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Kermit_

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-11

@waitworry @Alice Not to mention the fact that he does usual wear a collar.

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-10

@thomasfuchs They've already come out against germ theory. Why would you need a fridge?

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-10

@gglockner Not leading the company is not enough. I'd never consider one while he profits from it.

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-09
Survey question, how many people in your household, with a slider from 0 to 100.
Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-09
Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-09

@kboyd @mlanger Racers get the best of both worlds. A friend of mine did Transpac in 7 days some odd hours and had a 12 gallon fuel tank on the boat. 20+ knots speed and $50 of gasoline (that of course they didn't use.)

The accommodations weren't as comfortable as your Catalina 27 though.

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-08

Today is the anniversary of Nixon resigning AND the Dave Matthews Band Bus incident, so a day for dump out the shit.

rusty.cat/@xarph/1149946181034

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-08

#seahawks have the genius of love on defense.

Bohannon, Bohanna, tomato, tomahto

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-07

@MLE_online That's why Moon River refers to a huckleberry friend.

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-07

@GottaLaff Defend your culture and go work in El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles.

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-07

@mlanger And still people will zip through there and say, "how was I to know there were manatees here?"

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-06

@Alice Unflavored Mike & Ike.

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-05

@scarlett @kuriko Not all teabags have strings.

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-04

@kg6hxm @Karstan @yunohost I haven't seen any reason to docker jellyfin on plain vanilla debian.

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-04

@TheConversationUS Bah. Click bait. I thought they were gonna tell us how to get rid of more racists.

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-03

@f4grx @mainframed767 The smallest possible unit of intelligence? Seems like it's already here.

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-03

@lemay @jef You can make a gif of a gerrymandered district and have people really puzzling over your pronunciation.

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-03

@SrRochardBunson They always refer to AIs hallucinating, but what happens if we put LSD in the water supply?

Mike JπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ 🀘🏻mikej@mastodon.online
2025-08-03

@gairdeachas Sadly, the Bear gulch gives the sun that red look.

fire.airnow.gov/#9.1/47.4915/-

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.07
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst