Mike Siegel

I do various offsec stuff.

2025-05-21

I've been told when staging a home, do not leave behind political or religious material as some may get offended. Does this count? #vim

2025-05-07

Can we call this cyberpsychosis? Our dystopian cyberpunk timeline is almost complete vice.com/en/article/chatgpt-is

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non-differentiable rodentrolenthedeep@rattodon.nexus
2025-05-02

If you very extremely do not *in any way* understand computers or technology, you could frame "code" as a resource to be exploited for profit. "Programmers" are simply a means to extract "code" from a conceptual problem space you don't understand and won't examine.

So you do what capitalists have always done: brute-force mechanize the resource extraction and not once ever consider consequences even in the abstract.

And thus you turn Clippy into a torment nexus.

2025-05-02

Listening to the @darknetdiaries Kingpin episode like #fuckimold

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Soatok Dreamseekersoatok@furry.engineer
2025-05-02

Convince business types that the "ML" in "SAML" stands for Machine Learning

2025-04-29

@Viss I tried to read the book recently, but once I realized there was an actual electric sheep I found it hard to take seriously.

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alexanderkjallalexanderkjall
2025-04-17

Today my compiler told me "expected future, found a different future".

And I'm like: me too buddy, me too

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2025-04-16

There’s been an absolute truckload of new security people signing up today on infosec.exchange. Welcome!

2025-04-11

@SecurityWriter I am fond of Potato Flowers in Full Blood. Legend of Grimrock 1/2 are also classics.

2025-04-01

So am I supposed to create a Microsoft account for all my sketchy ass RE or malware sandboxes now?

Telemetry will probably flag them for abuse.

Meanwhile, malware will look at registry settings enabling local accounts as a clear indicator and say 'oh shit I'm in a sandbox'.

2025-03-28

Clearly this is all the work of one actor. I dub thee

2025-03-28

I don't understand why there isn't more talk in the threat intel community about how anime waifus seem to be behind 95% of data-dumps

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2025-03-27

Solid State Drive implies the existence of Liquid and Gaseous State Drives.

2025-03-27

@catsalad 1986 transformers is the best, but traumatized a generation of children. Between that and Atreyu's horse it was a rough couple of years.

2025-03-26

What does "Clean on OPSEC" even mean? I try to adhere to good OPSEC, and pray to the OPSEC gods. But unless you have inside moles at OPFOR, what is it to be "clean"?

2025-02-25

Somehow cyberpunk fiction missed that a disproportionate amount of hackers would be furries.

2025-02-24

I guess I gave MSFT dark ideas...

2025-02-24

I had a weird editor journey. ed->nano->emacs->vi

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