missed_sla

Evidently a cyber specialist.

Yeah, OK.

2025-06-23

Why in the everloving blue FUCK does Asus Amoury Crate install a kernel driver to begin with? How fucking irresponsible and lazy can you be? talosintelligence.com/vulnerab

2025-06-20

@Akshay The official American representative

Sly Sludge from Captain Planet
2025-04-21

@SecureOwl The bonkers part is I'm not sure this is a joke.

2025-04-15

@sophieschmieg If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any

2025-03-07

@Lydie They use the term "the cloud" because it's very hard to sell a subscription to "somebody else's computer".

2025-03-02

@DemocracyMattersALot The protest voters are weirdly silent.

2025-02-03

@Ahuka I *think* this is satire, but you never really know anymore.

2025-02-01

@jerry This administration is going to kill the aviation industry. Oh yeah, and a whole bunch of people.

2025-01-29

@neil Any sources for people with human budgets?

2025-01-29

Microsoft. I want windows to do exactly two things.

1. Be an operating system.
2. Leave me the fuck alone and let me work.

That's it. I don't want clipchamp, I will keep removing new Outlook no matter how many times you reinstall it and make it impossible to block. I do not want to know more about my desktop picture. I do not want to search bing from the desktop. I do not want to see the slow loading news every time I accidentally put my mouse in a certain place.

Make an operating system that shuts the fuck up, can you do that?

2025-01-25

@DemocracyMattersALot You have to wonder if they'll ever realize that the party of Trump will never run out of hate.

2025-01-22

@raymondpert The perfect time to leave the WHO and hobble the CDC?

2025-01-17

@davidaugust He's such a pampered little weenie

2025-01-17

@jawarajabbi @jeffjarvis I dunno, Trump voters would belly crawl naked through a mile of broken glass to vote for him. I think anybody that wants to be there will be there.

2025-01-15

@nixCraft I've been asked some absurd questions in interviews. "If you could be any kind of animal, what animal would you be?" sticks out as the most absurd.

I didn't know any better, so I answered thoughtfully. Today, my answer would be to be that I want to be a bronteroc - that way I wouldn't have to live on the same planet as people who ask those questions, and someday I may be able to actually eat the rich.

2025-01-14

@hypha brb planning road trip with wife

2025-01-10

@karlpybara fascists gonna fascism

2025-01-09

@pluralistic used ipod touch because you can't buy them new any more, because apple sucks

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