It's been a while guys. Feels like the bird app is crumbling under the sheer stupidity of the new owner. I give it another 3 months before it's a TOTAL shitshow.

Meanwhile, I'm using this thing called Movetodon.org to follow as many of you as I can at once while I still can (Musk will no longer allow it next week).

I hope this Movetodon works. 🤞

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!! 🎅🎄❤️

What an amazing photo!
Check out the reflection.
#Zelensky #speakerpelosi

@aaronmrh Lol, when you say "choice paralysis" it makes me think about how I'm scrolling through Netflix options and there's so many, I just end up watching something I've already seen, lol! 😂

You know why it took me so long to get over here to Mastodon?

I was confused AF.

I couldn't figure out the whole thing with the servers, and whether it mattered which one I joined.

Which one is the best?

How do I find all of my friends if they're scattered on other servers?

So many questions. 😫

@kenshiro73 I got you, my friend! 😊👍

@Exoticgamora @fucktwitter08 @inklings @sisu42 @RoLarenRED57 @cpttrashpanda @demcastusa @joesabin @Mjlevy @SarahBCalif @FlyVapen_Pikk @SEcologist @musicrocksit452 @morethanmySLE @mmpadellan @Postcards4CA @postcards4USA @debzshy @ryanak @BkPhilanthropy

Aww thanks for adding me @Exoticgamora

Hi everyone new, welcome. ❤️

Seasons Greetings from the White House! #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays

Good morning and Happy Monday to all of my fellow Tooters who welcomed me to this space with open arms yesterday. I appreciate being in a space like this where every other reply isn't a toxic troll.

To new beginnings! 🙏

So apparently James Cameron commissioned a scientific study to prove that both Jack and Rose could NOT have survived on that door if she'd skooched over (only one of them would) because science.

But I still can't let go of my irrational anger at Rose because come on man, LOVE means skooch over! 😂
https://torontosun.com/entertainment/movies/james-cameron-plans-to-prove-that-jack-couldnt-have-lived-in-titanic

#JohnMastodon is proof that things *CAN* go viral here on Mastodon, but the key is that *YOU* are the algorithm. The reason that the John Mastodon meme showed up on other people's timelines is because so many users boosted the posts.

The lesson here is: please don't just favourite something if you really enjoyed it; BOOST it so that other people can enjoy it, too! This is the only reason why I bother to create as large a social graph as I can on Mastodon—to act as an amplifier. You can, too!❤️😉

@Lee_in_Iowa @shawnwegner @LeftySFseal It's funny, that's why it took me so long to get on this site, I couldn't figure out which server I should be on, and whether it made a difference. So I just jumped in and created this one. So far, so good!

@dancinyogi whatever you do, please make room for me on the floating door, lol!

I mean, come on Rose! You could've fit him on there! 😆

Can’t help but notice that when Twitter banned cross-linking certain social media sites it didn’t include Gab, Gettr, or Parler.

@Mabb Happy to be seen!

Question from a Mastodon Newbie:

I've been trying to catch up on the folks I'm following, I'm almost at 200 for the day. Is there a penalty here for following too many people in one day?

Please advise, and thank you. 🙏 💪

@HistoPol The one you're conversing with right now is the real deal. I'll have to check out the counter one, because I tried to join a month or so ago, and I gave up...perhaps that one was my failed attempt. Dammit. I'll let you know. If that counter one has been posting, then it definitely AIN'T me, because I just figured out how to do this in the past 2 days.

@krisSacrebleu OH SNAP!!! KRIS!!! I haven't seen you in forever! 😭 I recognized your Dune my Thang and said waitaminute! So glad to find you again!

LMAOOO 😆

The guy who wants to put neurolinks in our heads worries about people knowing where he is.