monkϵyborg 🦾🐵

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 boosted:
2025-05-28

If we zoom back, it's clear that all recent "victories" (robed fella telling the king "please stop?") are actually mitigated losses.

Yet we're all held hostage by the nation state with such violent underpinnings that our minds reject the truth: the empire we live under is dying.

All major forms of American "resistance" are some form of asking or petitioning; they will fail to birth a functional & just society, but we won't permit & encourage each other to do anything more effective, will we?

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-05-28

You want the moves like Jabba

I got the moves like Jabba

I got the moo oo oo OO oo oo oo ooves like Jabba

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 boosted:
2025-05-28

playing with this concept over the weekend. I like how the colors/glow turned out.

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-05-27

Why havenʼt we put advertising on traffic signals yet? The very definition of a captive audience. People staring at that red light waiting for it to turn could be looking at a Coca-Cola logo. The talking crosswalk signal could be suggesting you take advantage of the BOGO deal on Slim Jims at the shop across the street. Bring in some revenue for the city. Get on it, people!

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Nol Malone ☭anolandria
2025-05-26

Accurate. 🙄😕

Post from pixelated boat, Centrist, Politics is all about compromise. Me, So compromise with the left. Centrist, Oh God no, I meant compromise with racists.
monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 boosted:
2025-05-26

New Age religion is clearly more influenced by Western esotericism than Vedic tradition. Specifically, these elements:

  • astrology
  • Hermeticism
  • Neo-Platonism
  • Kabbalah

Wildly, ideas that may seem Vedic can also be found in earlier Western esoterica. For example, Pythagoras believed in reincarnation and the transmigration of souls.

I’m not saying reincarnation is not of Vedic origin. But the idea isn’t a recent introduction to the Western world.

Now why do I mention this? Because while New Age may borrow several of the aesthetics of Vedic religion—chakras, karma, meditation—it lacks the cosmological and mystical rigour.

For example, Buddhist thought centers on the dissolution of ego. But The Secret, a New Age bestseller, encourages ego-driven desire as a spiritual mechanism: “like attracts like.”

That’s not transcendence. It’s metaphysical consumerism.

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 boosted:
JadenJaden3
2025-05-26

5 years ago today. George Floyd was murdered by a racist cop who knelt on his neck and choked him for over 9 minutes.
I was only a kid back in 2020 but I remember seeing this on TV and it shocked tf out of me and knew it was cops v us.
Remember George today but also all the other black men murdered by cops.
Preciate if yall could boost this🙏🏿

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 boosted:
The Oatmealoatmeal
2025-05-24

Where I get my ideas from

An artist is at his desk. Another man says where do you get all your ideas from? What’s your secret? The artist replies there really is no magic secret. It’s just hard work patience and dedication. The artist then says “it’s a disappointing answer I know but it’s the truth“ the other man leaves and says “OK I’ll see you later” the artist replies “bye!” A moment passes then the artist looks around and says “did he leave” a hatch opens from the floor, and a large pig pop its head out the artist yells at the pig “idea pig! Give me an idea!” The pig replies “you should make a viral comic about raisins!”
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goth in the shellcosyskog@infosec.exchange
2025-05-23

My therapist loves my snail shirt.

Greenish grey t-shirt with an illustrated snail between the words "You guys go ahead" and "I'm gonna dilly dally." Design by RetroRevealTshirts.
monkϵyborg 🦾🐵monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-05-23

@jhv New Hampshire. Free State Project.

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-05-22

Maybe just invented a cult

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-05-22

@donni WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU. I’VE GOT THESE BANANAS IN MY ONTOLOGICAL LIFEWORLD

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-05-22

Idea: Get a couple thousand anarcho-weirdos together. Find a sparsely populated county with cheap land. Buy a bunch of land. Set up RV parks or tiny house villages. Take over local politics. Replace the police force with your people. Do your best to be left the hell alone.

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a very weeny construct 💀pho4cexa@tiny.tilde.website
2025-05-22

hot startup idea:

luxury "black card" made out of titanium with laser etching so when you whip it out all your friends are impressed by your obscene ill-gotten wealth

but it's a library card

the thousand-dollar annual fees support the libraries for the whole county

it lets you borrow any title from any library (i.e. just like the normal paper card does)

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-05-22

One of the Close Encounters of the Third Kind alien masks is going up for auction. I dig it. Little alien friend

gizmodo.com/summon-your-own-fr

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Jason Lefkowitzjalefkowit@vmst.io
2025-05-22

Got some responses to my posts about CASABLANCA along the lines of "I wasn't expecting it to be good, because it's black and white. But it turned out to be really good!"

And while I love many black and white movies, I get it. B&W means "old," and old movies can have a lot of baggage for a modern audience. They were paced differently than modern movies are. They were directed differently, acted differently.

I feel like the world needs a Black and White Movie Appreciation Starter Kit. A list of B&W movies that absolutely still stand up for modern viewers. Slam dunks.

Obviously CASABLANCA should be on that list. But what else?

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-05-22

@jalefkowit On the Waterfront

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-05-22

@everbern small price to pay for cumming every time you type

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-05-22

Anyway, hereʼs a beautiful mechanical keyboard milled from a single block of aluminum that enthusiasts may enjoy

design-milk.com/cleaver-is-a-b

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-05-22

I wonder what the Venn diagram of people who are into mechanical keyboards and the people who are into feet pics looks like

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