Moppie

follow for soft macrophilia and bad takes on technology | NSFW at times so 18+ only please!!

2025-12-22

@KinkyKobolds it was the first song playing when i entered our office party's venue. was like "wow immediately????"

2025-12-22

@arilin i believe this is due to copyright. there's been many rulings for exactly what parts of the novels are in public domain but until very recently none offered the full character.

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2025-12-22

@hank busy reading

hank leaning up against a building busy reading on his phone
2025-12-21

is linuxfoundation.org legit

the website *feels* fake for some reason

2025-12-19

@Leviamicky how long do you walk for? do you use your phone when you walk? i tried doing that for a while but it turns out when i'm alone with my thoughts for too long it uh, doesn't end well.

my doctor was saying "well try to be in the moment" but if it's a route i've done dozens maybe hundreds of times it's really hard. i tried counting things before, doesn't work, too easy to lose track

2025-12-19
2025-12-19

maybe that'll be my 2026 goal. learn k8s. also maybe get my drivers license. if those work out try losing some weight.

2025-12-19

anyways does anyone know how i can learn kubernetes real quick

2025-12-19

@Leviamicky it's bizarre. from what my friend who works at the company i'm looking at he says the distinguished engineer is actually a guy in an old ratty shirt with socks and sandals

2025-12-19

@Leviamicky okay apparently they follow naming schemes like in academia

i havent heard of this before and i dont think i like it

An advancement tree of Job Titles for Software Engineers. It starts at "Associate/Junior Engineer", then "Software Engineer", then "Senior Software Engineer". Here it branches, with the left branch being "Staff Software Engineer", then "Principal Engineer" and finally "Distinguished Engineer." The right branch from "Senior Software Engineer" leads to "Engineering Manager", then "Director of Engineering", then "Senior Director" and finally "VP of Engineering"
2025-12-19

@Leviamicky it's really weird because there are two positions - one is a "Senior Cloud Engineer" and the other is "Staff Cloud Engineer"

and the senior one needs only 5 years of experience compared to the staff which needs the 7 years

2025-12-19

having a terrifying moment in my career where i was looking at job listings and their requirements, seeing "7+ years experience with cloud infrastructure", thinking "wow that's a long ass career in cloud infrastructure"

and realising that actually, i do have 7+ years of experience with cloud infrastructure

oh god

im old

2025-12-17

tfw someone in your work chat made a fucking amazing custom emoji but you can't share it without breaking a NDA

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My opinion is that there should be one big button labeled "opt out" and when you click it it should opt you out. Just in general.

2025-12-15

every day it becomes more illegal to be stupid online

2025-12-14

me: npm install soap
me: hehehe stinky repo

2025-12-14
2025-12-14

two blades in the dark campaigns and an apocalypse world campaign. everything ends with something huge exploding

2025-12-14

I think every narrative driven RPG campaign I've been in we ended up doing 9/11

2025-12-11

@tiff .....can i not eat it

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