Sebastian

Everything is better with bacon and or unit tests.
Maintainer of CaptainHook 🏴‍☠️

2025-06-13

@heiglandreas @freekmurze I' working on it 🙃

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Stephan Hochdörfershochdoerfer@phpc.social
2025-05-29

I am seeking speakers for my @phpugffm & @phpugmrn meetups. We prefer in-person presentations in Frankfurt or the Mannheim area, but remote talks are also an option.

If you have anything interesting to share with us, let us know. We'd be more than happy to have you! Thx!

#php #phpc #phpugffm #phpugmrn

2025-04-26

@edorian 🙈 look at me a real Mastodon Pro 😉

2025-04-26

Had two amazing days at the @phpunit codesprint. After working mostly together on a single issue yesterday, today we worked on separate issues in teams of two or three people.
@__edorian and I created a bugfix for some functionality that annoyed the heck out of us all yesterday.
At least in the future we should not be bothered by this again :)

2024-11-11

Just ordered some @phpstan ElePHPants phpstan.org/merch

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2024-11-04

Ich möchte nochmal ein bisschen Werbung machen für das nächste Meetup der @phpugrhh in Mainz. Wenn ihr in #PHP entwickelt, an Testing und Profiling interessiert seid und/oder @beberlei und @movetodevnull mal in echt kennenlernen wollt, dann kommt gern am Mittwoch um 18:00 Uhr in der Neue-Golden-Ross-Kaserne vorbei: meetup.com/de-DE/php-user-grou

Gern RT 🙏

#php #phpugrhh #meetup #mainz

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𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒛electroheinz@norden.social
2024-10-20

#Habeck hat im Hintergrund, aber von der Öffentlichkeit kaum bemerkt, und von den Medien praktisch totgeschwiegen (vor lauter Migrantenhetze) eine Rekord-Energiewende hingelegt:

- Abkopplung von russischem Gas
- massiver Windenergie Zubau
- massiver Solar-Zubau
- stabile Strompreise und -mengen

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PHP User Group Rheinhessenphpugrhh@phpc.social
2024-10-20

Unser nächstes Meetup findet am 6. November in Mainz statt mit Vorträgen zum Schwerpunkt Testing und Profiling von @movetodevnull und @beberlei :elephpant:
Hier gibt's mehr Infos und die Anmeldung:
meetu.ps/e/Nxh6q/1CbxL/i

2024-10-08
2024-10-07

And just to show me, who's BOSS @sebastian starred his own project after over 20 years ;)

2024-10-05

@stan done 😊

2024-10-05

ARRRR!! 8 years in the making and just reached 1.000 stars on GitHub 🥳
github.com/captainhookphp/capt

2024-10-04

@heiglandreas it was great fun seeing how far we could get in just a couple of hours.
Luckily you had laid some ground work we could build on.

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2024-10-04

At todays @unkonf #hackathon @movetodevnull and myself created a little tool to visualize dependencies of classes within a #PHP project.

It's partly based on the ideas and visualizations of NDepend (for .Net/C#).

If you want to know more and/or play around with it, check out phpdepend.org

It's based on a plugin for @phpstan to gather raw data and a CLI to create the visualizations from that.

2024-10-02

@stan hi Stan. During a company internal Hacktoberfest event we gave out open source donation vouchers. One of the winners picked you for their 600€ donation. I saw you have no GitHub sponsoring set up so what would be the best way to do that?

2024-10-02

@heiglandreas @shochdoerfer I (we) 😉 wanted to build some static analysis reports for PHP.
#ConnectionMatrix

2024-09-20

@heiglandreas @dandb guess so 🏴‍☠️

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2024-09-12

#!/bin/sh

set -euo pipefail

thanks, @b0rk - I've been writing shell for 25+ years and wish I'd been doing this 25+ years ago.

2024-09-12

@afilina @ramsey a well designed Monolith is even preferable to well designed Microservices. As long as it works don’t over complicate things just because you can

2024-09-11

@maccath and only module connections on the surface and no root entanglement ❤️😊

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