Looks like I can't work today. My desk is occupied.

There is a street sweeper outside.
My phone's music background detection:

Ah yes. Andor. The series whose poster always makes me wonder why 70s Paul McCartney is playing in Star Wars.

Congrats! You have reached Autism level 3. Unlocked new abilities:
- Smelling thunderstorms

Auf der Suche nach einer neuen Gelegenheit! ✨

Ich bin Su (she/they), frontend-fokussierte Entwicklerin mit Erfahrung in React, TypeScript, Node.js, Testing & i18n.

Bis jetzt habe ich hauptsächlich mit diesen Technologien gearbeitet, bin aber immer offen für Neues. Ich suche eine Chance, ich lerne schnell und bin teamfähig. Boosts & Tipps wären super!

Boostet es gerne, jede Hilfe zählt!

Email: doenmszv@gmail.com

#FediHire #Hiring #JobSearch #Jobs #Frontend

@mechangel my wife sent me this today.

#marvelrivals

AI will steal our jobs?

Me: How many X are in Xylophon?
Gemini: There are two X in the word Xylophon.
Me: Wrong
Gemini: You are right! There are two X in the word Xylophon.
Me: Wrong.
Gemini: Sorry for the Mistake. You are right. There is no X in Xylophon!

@DerMolly thanks!

Unrelated: yes. And so far it's doing pretty good. We mostly use it for the Sega Genesis/mega drive core and for nanoloop (Synthesizer software). Nice thing!
Come around if you wanna test it 😋

Late night jam session

People ask me, what I'm gonna do on Christmas day. But like a wise man once told me:
"It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber has fallen from the Nakatomi Tower!"

Praise the mashup messiah!

https://youtu.be/q-wVpghygmI

very proud fox

@lennox
Oh fox of the vim, please share your wisdom!

Reference

It's no good, Skipper. I don't know the code!

Me, when my wife goes to the bathroom and the game, she has been waiting for months, has finally downloaded on my gaming rig.

Kennt jemand eine Person, die aus Augsburg (oder Umgebung) kommt und für mich ein gekauftes Gerät abholen und mir zuschicken würde? Nix illegales oder merkwürdiges. Ich will einfach nur einen Staubsaugroboter und die Person von der ich den kaufen möchte, will nichts verschicken 😓.

Ja, sich selbst kennen zählt dabei auch.
Ja, natürlich zahle ich den Versand.
Boost wäre auch hilfreich ❤️

@Bubu until you encounter the bugs you've repressed 🥲

The three stages of finding out that old games still exist and are on steam. Like emergency 2:

1. Oh I loved that game as a kid! I need it!
2. That's so beautiful!
3. God damn it! How do I get this stupid monkey into the cage??!

Or Disney Hercules:

1. How did they get this onto steam?? I need it!
2. Like I remember it! So great!
3. Fuck you, you damn Titan and your shitty collision box!

Did I say this to my kid or my cat?

"Stop licking the glue!"

#kidorcat