What do you do if you're Jedi but just really like the colour red? What if it matches your hair better?

@Adorable_Sergal If Plo Koon can use "Electric Judgment" then you can have a nice vermilion lightsaber.

I'm glad Retro.pizza is back up. I was struggling without a place to post every stupid thought I have.

Why is it called "Book of Boba Fett" when Boba Fett has probably never seen a single book in his whole life.

@grogfel.la drew my lovely Natasha and all I had to do was ask and also give him money. His art is cute and you should like it.

Do you think the guy in Mass Effect that said Sir Issac Newton was the deadliest motherfucker in space watched Escaflowne

He’s literally the greatest columnist of all time because he’s the only normal person ever to be given the job

@rooster ELT 2JV

@TheZeldaZone He's a terrific athlete

@digitalraven @trixter Here's hoping it's Spaceballs III: The Search for Spaceballs II

@trixter and the rest of retro.pizza:

SPACEBALLS 2 IS HAPPENING!

Mel Brooks is in charge, Bill Pullman and _RICK MORANIS_ are back as Lone Starr and Dark Helmet.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uxt6essojjazlczdixbaghkv/post/3lrgcy27tyk2e

How it feels to have executive dysfunction

and I say to myself… mario kart world

hey now
you’re a hey now
you’re a hey now
now
hey

@freevolt24 @arstechnica The newer more sophisticated ones seem to make things up even more often than the older models, so I suspect 1% is a pretty low estimate.

@jsstaedtler True, there are scammers that use commissions as a way to sucker people.

I was actually searching for "commission" on bluesky looking for composers that I might work with.
You are genuinely harming yourself if you refuse to use words that identify what you do online. (Or if you use sites that punish you for doing so)

@trixter One of my pet peeves is screenshots with the swears censored out.

Fun to see people censor "Commission" on Bluesky as if there's an algorithm that buries certain words.