@omni taking this under consideration

@req I don't post anything but good takes

Piss is sterile in that it can't get you pregnant

The one that goes, beep boo boo bop

martin: they have your brand!

Jon: they can't have my brand. I have special eyes

Martin: look! Look with your special eyes

Jon: CEASELESS WATCHER, TURN YOUR GAZE UPON THESE CONTACTS. THEY ARE YOURS

Dallas sallaD

Interior crocodile alligator

@bees bold move for julles "tchuplate" bees to put tomatoes this low

I have nothing to say about femboy chuck e cheese, other than I know they pop that animatrussy nightly

Jamie do we have a clip of me sucking myself off? Wow take a look at that. That's crazy

@geesehoward replacing the BAN button with a SMITE button that switches the targeted users head with their ass, killing them instantly

Statement of Joe Spooky, regarding sinister happenings in the downtown area

@cal many are asking this

Amount of times I, a bisexual, have been asked for how to improve a fit, and I've responded with "cuff the pants": hundreds at least

Amount of times I have been wrong: zero

Amount of drip I have added to the world with this sage advice: incalculable

@Thomas premium #dudesrock content

@zorotl it's kind of more like a remaster than a sequel but it's also not exactly that. If you like the second one you'll probably like the first one too

Big white cuck ball the size of a little white cuck ball

Each nft joke can be made precisely once and never copied

Kaiba! For my next move, I summon AK WITH THE DRUM MAG, IN ATTACK MODE