@jasongorman 🍿🍿🍿

@gael definitely keen, but only after my second hand s9 is completely dead, so maybe in another 6 years?

"We need to stop Iran abusing its own citizens"

"So we should welcome Iranians as refugees then?"

"No. We need to stop Iran abusing its own citizens, USING BOMBS"

Every major news outlet is carrying two stories simultaneously: the leaked pentagon report saying the US bombing of Iran’s nuclear sites only put their program back a few months AND Marco Rubio’s denial of that claim.

Dear journalists - if I wanted completely unintelligible crap, I’d still be on twitter.

Your job is to find out what’s real. Not to simply to perpetuate the confusion.

@knurd42 that's super cool.. When can we expect universal integration? Some time after the climate collapse?

@Daojoan you should check out Jeremy Lent's book "The Patterning Instinct". It relates heavily to this.

@RealJournalism lot of clenched buttholes in that room by the looks of it.

@peterjriley2024 @ExtinctionR

@firstdogonthemoon is a real conversation ender, huh? Like, who needs to add anything after that glorious display?

@ExtinctionR
@firstdogonthemoon

#art #Billionaires #cartoons #FirstDogontheMoon #illustration #RichPeoplesYachtMoney

@atlovato @ExtinctionR long pork

@NatureMC @djembro @ExtinctionR pretty sure it more than one hundred

@stux @ExtinctionR what, like a plane?

@ExtinctionR Eat the rich and do both at once!

Somewhere Barbara Streisand can heave a huge sigh of relief. It will henceforth be known as "the Vance effect."

#JDVance #fascism #couchfucker

@dangillmor use Bookwyrm instead, it's part of the fediverse

@bookwyrm

How can you defend Iran with stories like this of a woman 5 months pregnant, arrested on suspicion of a civil violation, forced to sleep in shackles on a dungeon floor with cockroaches, denied access to reproductive healthcare, & suffered a stillbirth, which she was forced to deliver in front of prison guards. Horrific.

WAIT. Did I say Iran? I meant this happened in Louisiana this week to Iris Dayana Monterroso-Lemus, whose fiancee is a US citizen and she had no criminal record. #ThisIsAmerica

A scene of modern Britain

Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.

📱 Built to last

Your new smartphone or tablet must last longer, be easier to fix, and use less energy.

As new EU Ecodesign and Energy Labelling laws have entered into force, here’s what changes:

🔧 Easier to repair – spare parts for at least 7 years
💧 More durable against drops, water, dust
💡 Labelled for energy use, battery life, durability
💶 €20 billion savings for consumers by 2030
🌱 Using 1/3 less energy vs. doing nothing

Smart rules. Smart savings. All win.

ℹ️ https://europa.eu/!vwY9Nn

Greenpeace knocking it out of the park 😁
https://www.greenpeace.org/international/press-release/75832/everyone-hates-elon-and-greenpeace-unfold-giant-banner-on-piazza-san-marco-ahead-of-bezos-wedding/