Neill Mohammad

Former IL-16 House candidate, former DeKalb Co. (Illinois) Board rep, former Illinoisan, former Twitter user

Neill Mohammad boosted:
2025-08-18

lmao

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-08-15

@peter 100% my experience every time i’ve been. starting every sentence in busted-ass french and providing them the opportunity to pick up from there goes a long long way

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-08-12

@Steve god, to be 26 years old again

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-07-17

@nswigger i read kathy’s book and then arlene hochschild’s book about louisiana back to back and, boy, it was a bummer

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-07-04

@ouddin holy shit that actually stayed in????

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-06-26
Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-06-26

@peter racism against mamdani himself 🤝 racism against mamdani’s coalition

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-06-03

@Steve @nswigger this has legit put an extra spring in my step since i was sent the news

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-05-01

@peter @Steve there’s a lot of operating stats for a hospital, like say the average # of days an inpatient spends in a bed, that are 1) extremely important to manage to, 2) not really tractable for someone to do locally (Excel), and which 3) you want to push into something viewable that’s always up to date

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-05-01

@peter @Steve i’m not going to defend microsoft, but ime what power bi is useful for is sitting on top of enormous data sets and telling someone something useful that requires very simple math to be applied to a large number of rows

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-04-26

@nswigger @Steve @APBBlue it does feel a little manziel-ish

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-03-05

@peter damn i am literally a phd i did not know that was the going rate

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-02-17
Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-02-15

@nswigger fucking YIKES, dude

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-02-14

My 13 year old stepson: //all sorts of animated about the weird stuff he’s learning in sex ed

Me, sagely: … pee is stored in the balls

Neill Mohammad boosted:
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"Lana@beige.party
2025-02-04

They can't arrest us all

A top NYC police official says "Way too many people are urinating on Trump Tower at any given moment to arrest them all"
Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-01-31

@caleb @peter that’s a really sharp metaphor!

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-01-24

@nswigger well she had already finished high school, so

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Nora Reed :kiln:nora@blob.love
2025-01-20

just realized dril might be to millennials what monty python is to boomers and i need to lie down

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