Neill Mohammad

Former IL-16 House candidate, former DeKalb Co. (Illinois) Board rep, former Illinoisan, former Twitter user

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-06-03

@Steve @nswigger this has legit put an extra spring in my step since i was sent the news

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-05-01

@peter @Steve there’s a lot of operating stats for a hospital, like say the average # of days an inpatient spends in a bed, that are 1) extremely important to manage to, 2) not really tractable for someone to do locally (Excel), and which 3) you want to push into something viewable that’s always up to date

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-05-01

@peter @Steve i’m not going to defend microsoft, but ime what power bi is useful for is sitting on top of enormous data sets and telling someone something useful that requires very simple math to be applied to a large number of rows

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-04-26

@nswigger @Steve @APBBlue it does feel a little manziel-ish

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-03-05

@peter damn i am literally a phd i did not know that was the going rate

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-02-17
Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-02-15

@nswigger fucking YIKES, dude

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-02-14

My 13 year old stepson: //all sorts of animated about the weird stuff he’s learning in sex ed

Me, sagely: … pee is stored in the balls

Neill Mohammad boosted:
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"Lana@beige.party
2025-02-04

They can't arrest us all

A top NYC police official says "Way too many people are urinating on Trump Tower at any given moment to arrest them all"
Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-01-31

@caleb @peter that’s a really sharp metaphor!

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-01-24

@nswigger well she had already finished high school, so

Neill Mohammad boosted:
2025-01-20

just realized dril might be to millennials what monty python is to boomers and i need to lie down

Neill Mohammad boosted:

i think about this meme a lot.

photo of two flashlights on carpet pointed at a nearby wall. one is huge, but shines a small dim light. the other is tiny but shines a bright white illuminating light.

the large dim flashlight has the words "das kapital" by karl marx.

the small bright flashlight has the words "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton.
Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2025-01-14

@peter i just want to be able to put chats in a separate window so I don’t have to pick between communicating vs navigating a file structure :(

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2024-12-24

i finally figured out how to log in to the mastodon app after upgrading my phone a month ago

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2024-10-16

@tcook oh my god

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2024-08-23

@peter that’s also really good advice!

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2024-08-21

@peter no, i would agree with that. in fact I had multiple campus hires quit from my team over 2021-22 specifically BECAUSE working from home was driving them insane and they wanted opportunities to get out of their apartments. plus i do think it’s important for development, as you said.

Neill Mohammadneill@thepit.social
2024-08-20

@Steve @ouddin “… but due to recent advances in string theory, we know that in fact all possible versions of reality are unfolding simultaneously, and viewed from this perspective we cannot truly say that anything has “caused” something else to happen; to do so would be an inappropriate application of our crude human need for the linear progression of time to apply a fixed antecedent to events as they unfold. OUR RATING: FOUR PINOCCHIOS!”

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