Trump, whose fake university was found guilty of fraud and fined $25M, says he can fix colleges so they’re “not ripping off students.” Is MAGA all brain dead or could this irony penetrate?

Fox could shoot someone on Fifth Ave and not lose viewers.

I’ve been protesting Trump’s arrest for years! I’m mad he hasn’t been arrested yet!

Glad to hear about the Murdaugh verdict. Now do Trump!

So, in the Bizzaro World, Trump IS being audited or is he just in jail?

A Republican lying about graduating college and working, but still insisting on taking office, is the most Republican way to end 2022.

Christmas was never this cold under Trump! If only Georgia found 11K votes and Nevada found 35K votes and Pennsylvania found 81K votes….

When I failed a test in college, I learned how to study better. I didn’t launch an investigation into the professor’s alcohol abuse hoping to avoid the consequences. #GOPIsDone

I wish CVS would sell a Marjorie Taylor Greene mouth plug.

I bought an electric car in June, but not a @Tesla because Elon Musk is an erratic and impulsive clown. It’s no surprise @Tesla stock is down over 50% this yr and I’m on this platform.

If Trump won, he’d be demanding Raffensperger “find 96,000 whatever votes to just make Hershel win.”