Textbook introvert, keen reader and lover of animals. Copywriter, editor and proofreader by day, presenter of the Top15s every Tuesday at 9am on Radio Caroline.
Boycott @sainsburys. Absolute bastards.
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RT @SafferTheGaffer
I’m shaking. The worst case of cruelty I’ve seen in a LONG time.
Sutton @sainsburys have deliberated netted in fledglings. They will have suffered an agonising death.
It’s horrific.
It’s carnage.
It’s a crime.
And I’m coming for you.
#AnimalCruelty
#WildlifeCrime
https://twitter.com/SafferTheGaffer/status/1654485975668600839
My new dentist has just confirmed that I have unusually strong jaw muscles.
Form an orderly queue, gents. Form an orderly queue.
Time to say goodbye. The death of an old tree always makes me sad 😢🌳
Just started a book that I’ve been looking forward to for ages. Straight away I’m hugely distracted by repetition of the phrase ‘as if’. It appears at least once or twice on every page, but I’ve just read five on one page. Would this annoy you? At this rate I might have to DNF😩
Ooh! A neighbour has set up a ‘swaps box’ on the corner where we can put books and other small items. I’ve just been to pop a few things in, and walked away with this @MarionETodd ❤️❤️
An early walk at
Monsal Head. This place is so good for the soul ❤️ https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1653706582142734336
Finally sold my wedding dress on eBay and will be using the money to buy a new vacuum cleaner. Not sure about the psychology behind that.
RT @CarolineTop15
Graham Hardman of Norwich enjoys his live music, and brings us some wonderful tracks to enjoy on Tuesday's Top Fifteen Show.
09:00-10:00 UK #music #RadioCaroline #TopFifteen @TheRadCaroline @nicperrins
Off you fuck, Charlie, there's a good chap.
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RT @PolitlcsUK
🚨 | NEW: For the first time in HISTORY, millions across the country will be asked to make their promise to the King by saying the following out loud:
“I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.”
https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1652426418121318400
RT @DoubleDownNews
The Labour Video Keir Starmer Doesn't Want You To See @kennardmatt
Someone? Surely? Look at him! ♥️
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RT @The_Blue_Cross
Rocco is making one last wish for a loving home before he loses hope. ✨ 55 days in our care and no visitors, and we can't understand why. 💔 Can you help us find this sensitive soul a home? https://bit.ly/3KH6IHC #BeagleLove
https://twitter.com/The_Blue_Cross/status/1651241501781835776
He was always so smiley. RIP Len ♥️
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RT @LiverpoolVista
So sad to read about the passing away of Len Goodman, my favourite judge on Strictly Come Dancing. Always looked as fit as a butchers dog. R.I.P. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65373373
https://twitter.com/LiverpoolVista/status/1650424506723254272
It’s #redlighttherapy time. New routine starts today.
#LivingWithFibro #Fibromyalgia
Can anyone up North help Jake? ❤️
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RT @AdoptionsUk
Special appeal, please retweet to help Jake find a home #LEEDS
He has been in the shelter longer than any other dog. One of the sweetest dogs you could ever meet, please give him an extra retweet. He's been waiting over 3 years
DETAILS or APPLY👇https://dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/dogs/lurcher/1133215
#dogs
https://twitter.com/AdoptionsUk/status/1650233214546374660
Well this is a new one on me. In all the years that I’ve been feeding wild birds, I’ve never had a problem with crows before. Groups of them are annihilating every fat ball within minutes, bullying the little ones and leaving no food for them. I’ll have to stop feeding for now 😢
Jesus Christ! Almost had a frikkin' heart attack 😫#emergencyalert
RT @HarissonEric7
Retweet if you absolutley detest this man. #followbackfriday
These beautiful sunny evenings are all very well…until the sun shines through the windows. I had no idea my house was so filthy. Spring cleaning at the weekend then 😩#IDisgustMyself