I'm not a party person anymore. I've migrated to @notwallygm@mastodon.world

@alan Still have friends on Instagram, unfortunately. And I'd get one of those dadbod t-shirts if it said "This is my Dadbod T-shirt" on it.

*works out*

*showers*

*looks at forecast of subzero temperatures tonight*

*puts on pajamas*

@AlisonW When I start seeing those ads, I'll want a permanent nap

@AlisonW Is this for adults taking naps? Because I'm down for with. Naps are kick ass.

@DivineDart Does the MBTA have their own Mastodon instance? I'd migrate there and make this a T hate account.

Apparently, I should probably migrate from mstdn.party to a different server. Any suggestions? Who wants me? I promise not to bring the party, not only because it's a lame pun but I'm also very boring.

Instagram has targeted me with ads for t-shirts when you have a dadbod, and studies for massive depression which need participants. Thanks Instagram. Thanks a fucking fuckton of fuck.

This is how to write a headline.

“No matter how obnoxious an ejected bar patron gets, a doorman shouldn't just kick him in the balls, board concludes” #journalism #Boston https://www.universalhub.com/2023/no-matter-how-much-patron-gets-his-face-doorman

Musk's decision to put Twitter's API behind a paywall is baffling. If you're a sports fan, for example, one of the things that made Twitter appealing was bot accounts that tweeted neato stats in real time.

That's the kind of content a social media network should desire to have. Hell, Musk should be paying the people who run those bots to stay on Twitter.

Economists and whiny media pundits: "People don't want to work!"

Me: 'Define work.'

Economists and whiny media pundits: "Work means owing your entire life to a company that's going to burn you out or lay you off in a mere 24 months! And you'll make peanuts! Stop complaining!"

Recruiter sent me a job description for a "manager" role that had a ton of responsibilities. Definitely a 45-60 hour a week workload. I asked the recruiter if multiple managers were in this role, or if the title was actually "Senior Manager" or "Director" - which implies that I'd have a budget to hire people. No response.

Anywho, I can't wait to read yet another story about how jobs can't be filled and people don't want to work.

There are no adventures with SSRIs; just exhaustion, mental confusion, and noxious farts.

Just had a dream where I was capable of sleeping late and waking up at noon.

Ah, irony.

We, as a supposedly civilized people, really need to ask ourselves why we allowed KISS to ever sell records.

I am "I wear compression tights and a compression shirt while weight training because my body is falling apart" years old.

Bought a used Chromebook years ago because it was cheap, had a 15.6" screen, and I thought it would be a good beater computer. Then I never used it because I'm lazy and I love wasting money.

Just realized it's also a 2-and-1 laptop so I can draw on it, and Chrome OS now has a Linux VM so I can put Jupyter on it. Now I don't need to buy a new laptop to replace my 10 year old MacBook. I can use this thing like an actual computer. Wasting money actually paid off.

Never see this mentioned as a side effect: "Will cause IBS if you eat fucking anything. Please consider anorexia."

I can tell the new SSRI I'm trying is finally kicking in. My flatulence is next level fucking horrible. I'll be eating nothing besides soup and rabbit food by next week, I bet.

Saw an article that asks whether Kiké Hernandez can take it to "another level" if he's a full time shortstop.

What level is that? Hitting .240 with 15 homers? Ooooh! Someone call Cooperstown! #RedSox