nutsling

men's microbikini enthusiast, weapons grade himbo and proud #Christian father of the three most beautiful girls in the world | physical media supremacist | everything i believe is true | #bouncebois

2025-07-27

@bracara eye rolling Skwisgaar Skwigelf voice: da dotch

2025-07-27

@bracara Jordan Jeter’sson

2025-07-27

meet my AI girlfriend

meet The Default Character, designed to appear random, she has long brown hair, she is conservatively and simply dressed. She exists solely for you to desperately improve her mediocre appearance by spending in-app Funbux. i am assigning her name, “Pamela Anderson”screenshot of conversation: i am telling her that i dreamt about her. she asks what happened and if it was nice. i tell her how i pushed her into an industrial shredder.
2025-07-27

if i werent posting so much id probably be doing cool stuff like having sex, with babes

2025-07-27

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2025-07-27

@Z gotta top off your uhh, fluid..fluid

2025-07-13

hi gay im dad

2025-07-13

Paula Abmedulla Oblongata

nutsling boosted:
pubes with poop on empoopypubes@jorts.horse
2025-07-05

Born on the fourth of cream pie

2025-07-05

this post didn't attract the L-word keyword searching brigade on here, but it did on Bluesky, interesting

2025-07-03

i broke a fresh linux install by uninstalling a superfluous shell package and then rebooting~

2025-06-24

its like taking a shit (literally)

2025-06-19

big box of weird new japanese hardcore lfg

2025-06-16

current nutsling status: serving a cybertruck owner notice of legal action while blasting Shora’s “Shaping The Random” from the LLV

2025-06-15

@Z the Fred Meyer People are so infuriating to look at it i almost hate shopping there for this reason alone

2025-06-10

@esvrld fine. all of the podcasters i was holding out for are now in the administration

2025-06-10
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2025-06-10

nutsling service update: mastodon is now the primary post release vector after catastrophic social networking incident (bluesky app logged me out)

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.07
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst