Is it time to plan a 2026 exit from enterprise IT? I should pinch Cory’s term and rename the industry enshITification.

I wonder if there’s money is pre-2000 tech migrations. You know, taking people *back* to the 90s. Or 80s if you’re particularly hard core.

@bigzaphod I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.

@mattrobertson You need to put a hole in your garage roof so the car can see the satellites.

@franksting Use glue and flip them over..

During the event Steve commented on their sales for the quarter, and then said:

“Now, what that means is that Apple is an over 50 billion dollar company. Now, I like to forget that, because that's not how we think about Apple, but it is pretty amazing.”

@NewtonMark Oh. Did they just preorder it and feck the market?

16 years ago Apple announced the iPad. Far. Out.

https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/apple-announces-ipad/id275834665?i=1000080469507

@NewtonMark They could sell some RAM.

I mean I might, but not on the bits with flames.

Was sent this.

Hoodoo Gurus wouldn’t piss on Pauline if she was on fire.

@decryption I want a nice Tape Deck with audio input so I can make mix tapes. And then a decent ‘Walkman’.

I used to have a nice Yamaha one, but you know digital appeared.

@hotdogsladies Where are they now…

Not MacWarehouse, the blonde.

@mirjamsterdam @canleaf Their Sarsaparilla is excellent as well.

Short and sweet for 26.3 Beta 3

“There are no new release notes for this software update.”

@jonschwenn Plenty more badges then. Was worried that I would run out.

@europlus I got the 100 Move Goals in March 2016. So about 10 years ago.

@europlus When did they start Fitness and this badge? Going to look.

OK. I have sampled the chippies. Definite mild taste of ginger. Far too sweet though. Kettle Chilli chips are still top of the charts.

@psneeze Must. Have. Will seek them out.

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@mttaggart/113694884783855934

It's 2026 now. Boost if you're ready to destroy genAI entirely.