Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta

OSS maintainer, Laminas, Mezzio, Roave, previously ZendFramework, Doctrine (ORM) Project.

IT Consultant / software architect for a living.

Daily curse of @nyunyu

Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta boosted:
2026-01-31

> "free" bsd
> look inside
> jail

Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-31

scratch a car any%

Crowbar. HL3 confirmed?
Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-31

Awww, puppy brought me a phone charger!

A vacuum bot, with an USB-C charger+cable stuck in it
Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-31

@alexanderschnitzler I already track it with a Garmin watch: it's my virtual whip :-D

And yep, treadmill and Garmin watch seem to agree with each other

Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta boosted:
2026-01-31
Yet another day of screaming at digital enshitiffication:

1. My coworkers and I are in a car driving to FOSDEM.
2. We pull up to charge the car.
3. Charging station REQUIRES you to use an app, no option to just pay with a card.
4. We try to install the stupid app. We carry phones running:
- GrapheneOS
- GrapheneOS
- GrapheneOS
- LineageOS, postmarketOS, iOS
5. Neither of our phones meet requirements to install the stupid app (Play Integrity API).
6. My iPhone can't install the app, because it's "Not available in your country".
7. We give up and drive to another charging station.

This is NOT how you introduce applications, "Circle K" :akko_scream:
Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-31

@alexanderschnitzler yeah, but that's what worries me a bit: treadmill seems to go up to 12 (if that's even km/h - treadmill manufacturers aren't friends with clearly marked measurement units), and I don't want to cause health issues by pushing it too much

Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-31

@alexanderschnitzler currently working on rest heart rate reduction+calories.

I currently manage ~10km/h avg.

Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-31

So, I'm at the point where I run 1h almost daily.

What's a sensible way to step this up, without making the training longer or causing unnecessary strain?

I can't throw more time at it, and adding too much incline can damage knees and whatnot...

Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-30

RE: mas.to/@TechConnectify/1159852

This video should be watched, from start to end.

Even if you already are a solarpunk junkie like me, you will learn a ton on how to argue for it.

And yes, a strong wakeup call for a big part of the world at the end too.

Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta boosted:
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2026-01-30
Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-30

@dkreuer @shochdoerfer @phpugffm I may or may not make it to Mainz: Frankfurt is a bit too far 🤣

Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-30
Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-30

@shochdoerfer @phpugffm I know, but it's a 14h drive 🤣

I also miss PHPUGFFM: it is always awesome 🤘

Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-30

Is there any software-related user group in or at large? 🤔

Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta boosted:
Sebastian Bergmann :phpunit:sebastian@phpc.social
2026-01-30

A moment that perfectly captures what I love about the PHP community. 📸

This photo taken by @asgrim evokes memories of an afternoon at @phpday when @GeeH, @ocramius, @rob, @ciaran, and I were deep in conversation about mutation testing and property-based testing.

It's the combination of collaboration, great discussions, and socialising that makes conferences like this special: you come for the talks, but you stay for the hallway track and the friends who challenge your ideas and help you grow.

Gary Hockin, Sebastian Bergmann, Marco Pivetta, Rob Allen, Ciaran McNulty
Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-30

@beberlei very likely, especially considering symptoms

Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-29

@hywan my superpower today is going to sleep early

Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-29

I got bitten by a spider.

On the back of my leg.

While running.

On my treadmill.

WTF?! HOW?!

Marco "Ocramius" Pivettaocramius
2026-01-29

@joepie91 doing so since a few years: it helps so much!

In fact, if I skip note keeping for a few days, my already feels worse.

Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta boosted:
Roaveroave
2026-01-29

We're hosting a on our Discord next Thursday 5th February (1900 GMT / 2000 CET / 2100 EET / 1400 EST / 1100 PST)! A chance to catch up with folks in our community and have a fireside chat about whatever is going on, both in our own projects or in more broadly.

Join us here: discord.gg/roave?event=1466452

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