It is proven! I am offby1 on Keybase: https://keybase.io/offby1/sigchain#04bf64ba58bd556744861a51777d987fbf93924d290dc1afa91c04daa9ac66c20f

@evilchili

For the evening crowd... I have moved my account to @offby1@wandering.shop; might be worth moving your follows there, if you want to read my toots.

A question for the fediverse (please RT if you don't personally know the answer): Is it acceptable (and possible) to set up an old account to automatically boost a new one when you move to a new instance?

Hey, followers of mine; I'm moving my account to @offby1@wandering.shop

Please update your follows accordingly.

@Annalee do you know if there's any way to get an account on your instance? I'm considering moving off .social so that my local TL will be more valuable.

Currently jamming to "Ire" https://youtu.be/NIeKJsCyOu0

How…

How is it that a president who is now an unindicted co-conspirator in a criminal case gets to nominate one of the justices who will decide whether he can be charged criminally or pardon himself?

(I know the answer, it just boggles the fucking mind)

Amazing: https://www.thecut.com/2018/07/caitlin-moran-how-to-be-famous-essay.html

If you *do* follow me and see it, there’s a really good chance that you’re awesome too.

You don’t follow me here, and that’s fine, but if you happen to see this you should know that I wish we were friends. You’re awesome.

People often wonder why printers are so cantankerous but frankly any device that embeds pigmented runes in the remains of long-dead trees is going to be stricken by an ancient faerie curse from the start

Current status: listening to perf reviews of my juniors and realizing there's a bunch of ways I need to be doing better at *my* job.

@arthurwyatt 🎉🎉

@arthurwyatt Nice! I'd wave at you, but I'm on the far side of our building. Welcome to the neighborhood! Still working for evilcorp, or is this a new gig?

@arthurwyatt I am, actually. Are you across Boren?

@scalzi I don't believe him. (her?)

Paging @scifantasy@twitter.com
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Ok timeline, who wants to hear my favourite bad joke.

Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
https://twitter.com/will_i_am_s_/status/1029754716534788097

My son no longer attends school in Seattle, but I will still support the teachers’ strike if it happens. I’m also still happy to pay taxes to support schools.

Schools need to be funded, and the critical work of teaching should be paid commensurately with its value.

I think this is the scariest part, because it never has to end; someone can *always* manage to doubt that abuse is happening, or always disingenuously choose to ignore evidence, and put the onus on the person being abused to come back and demonstrate it, thereby revisiting it.

For those unaware, this is a frequent style of comics gate harassment: followers activated to swarm demanding “proof” you’ve been harassed, attacking you if you …
https://twitter.com/FotoCub/status/1034802442750361601