gonna start calling everyone slapnuts.

psa: hot mustard doritos are back.

does having five versions of the same album mean you need to see the inside of a facility?

@plut0nian had to turn of notifications at night, less i wake up to see how much longer i can sleep to see Ween is playing a show in a year or something.

ever feel like we all work for a bankrupt circus on the wrong side of saturday night?

@plut0nian don’t forget waking up at night and having the evil rectangle tell you it’s not time to suffer…yet.

kat from salome has a magical voice.

had no idea till yesterday that al cisneros does solo shit too.

we've never seen scum levels like this

(08%) ■□□□□□□□□□

ny times is unfit to be toilet paper. i'd not wipe my ass with an opinion piece by a huckabee of any sort.

why won't this motherfucker just have a stroke? i want him to be a vegetable for a while, like that other ghoul did.

i wonder how much of the plastic in my balls when i die will have originated in disposable lighters

ios 26 dicks in my eye

when do we all just say fuck it and stay home? i'm so tired of pretending i'm working towards something. this is life, it is shit, we should all fucking quit.

so much of the work we do is done for the sake of employment. it has no other purpose. what a stupid fucking system.

a nice little punishment to myself is forgetting to run the dishwasher at night, so i need to listen to it run.

dealing with collective problems in individual contexts seems like a more valid mode of operation.

can the right wing schism harder please? you're doing it like babies.

@Bit_form @plut0nian quick, dissolve.

@Gorebitchev the key, at this point, is to not think about it, less the loop begin anew