ols

chaotic sysadmin :: husband, and dad of two πŸ§”πŸ»πŸ‘©πŸ»πŸ‘±πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ‘ΆπŸ» :: views my own, boosts not endorsement or agreement

ols boosted:
2019-01-02

Moved here from @olsβ€”same old ols, just in a new package. Now just to do something with the 20 other mastodon/gnusocial accounts I have...

olsols
2019-01-02

RT @GeertHub@twitter.com

2019 is the final year for Python 2. No bug or security patches will be applied to Python 2 beyond Jan 1st, 2020. Time to start using Python 3 only! pythonclock.org

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/GeertHub/status/10

olsols
2019-01-02

RT @Hackers_bot@twitter.com

My lawyer told the judge I’m an addict, but I’m not addicted to my computer.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Hackers_bot/status

olsols
2019-01-01

RT @kanyewest@twitter.com

If I got any cooler I would freeze to death

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1

olsols
2018-12-31

started the year with the goal of losing 50lbs. only 65 to go!

ols boosted:
2018-12-30

These slides on #food #photography are inspiring! They’re both brilliant and accessible to amateurs. I want to go out and take photos of food now. docs.google.com/presentation/d

olsols
2018-12-30

*using leftover cheeseboard for homemade pizza*
WIFE: are there any cheeses you don’t want on your pizza?
ME: do we have any low fat cheese?
WIFE: no...
ME: no then

olsols
2018-12-30

yes! off call as of 0900
boo! on call again tomorrow 0900 β€˜til the 3rd

olsols
2018-12-29

RT @_tmus@twitter.com

2018 Edit. πŸŽ†

tomm.us/2018-edit/

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/_tmus/status/10790

olsols
2018-12-28

RT @LeaverSmiths@twitter.com

New blogpost: This little piggy went to Hospital. littleleaversmiths.wordpress.c

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/LeaverSmiths/statu

olsols
2018-12-28

looks like it’s going to be a holy new year

olsols
2018-12-27

RT @McJesse@twitter.com

Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/McJesse/status/107

olsols
2018-12-27

RT @SoVeryBritish@twitter.com

Yesterday: Eat 50,000 calories
Today: Brisk walk

That’ll sort it

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/stat

olsols
2018-12-26

cheeky fiver on the @SkyBet@twitter.com superboost, be rude not to

olsols
2018-12-24

RT @_Bands_FC@twitter.com

Retweet to win.
We will have a few Pulp shirts left once everyone who ordered one, has theirs.
You can win one in your size. Winner picked at random at 10pm Christmas Eve.
(Any others left will go on sale in our online shop on January 5th). Good luck x x

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1

olsols
2018-12-24

RT @alicegoldfuss@twitter.com

Happy holidays to my fellow pager shepherds

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/stat

On the Twelfth Day of On-Call
My pager sent to me:

Twelve disk check failures
Eleven pipes to /dev/null
Ten logs rotating
Nine certs expiring
Eight memcache failures
Seven gigs a swapping
Six apps a crashing
FIVE TIMEOUT PINGS
Four flapping ports
Three wedged shards
Two servers down
And an outage on Level 3
olsols
2018-12-24

RT @kmbannerman@twitter.com

Happy Holidays, folks.... remember, put down the keyboard

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/kmbannerman/status

olsols
2018-12-23

RT @jamielowesdev@twitter.com

Single pixel width font. No source unfortunately.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/jamielowesdev/stat

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