omnicolor
2025-07-07

@ramsey You've always been a GitHub star in my book. ⭐

2025-03-06
2025-03-04

@tantramar America might be able to afford health care if we hadn't spent all of our money on flags.

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Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard)MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk
2025-03-04

Britain: "voting for Brexit is the greatest act of national self-harm in a generation"

America: "Hold my beer"

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captain acab :antifa:redsad@ohai.social
2025-02-20
such nerve! @suchnerve writes,

"you think you're smarter than elon musk" no, i KNOW i'm smarter than elon musk. i'm also funnier and hotter. hope that helps
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2025-02-03

If you work in government and are asked to remove content from websites (as a result of executive orders), please use the HTTP status code 451 instead of 404.

451 is the correct status code to use for these cases, and you'll be doing the rest of the country a service by using it.

Addendum: you should also include a Link header with the link relation "blocked-by" that "Identifies the entity that blocks access to a resource following receipt of a legal demand."

rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc7725.htm

2025-01-28

@saramg @ramsey For what it's worth, I trust my personal astrophysicist with the power to destroy planets. Also, I don't want to learn the name of all of the objects orbiting Sol that are bigger than Pluto if we're going to call it a planet instead of a dwarf planet. Now I just think it reflects that I don't get pizza: My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine ~~Pizzas~~.

2025-01-24

@SwiftOnSecurity Or in the number of trips to your local big-box hardware store.

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Kevin Boyd (he/him) 🇨🇦kboyd@phpc.social
2025-01-15

Tried out the pixelfed app today - it's good! I created an account on gram.social rather than the main pixelfed instance, though, because I know they've been slammed with the influx of IG users.

Anyway, I'm not sure how active I'll be, but you can follow me at @kboyd@gram.social if you'd like.

2024-12-17

@kraftner I was using both on my side project, but last weekend dropped Psalm. It conflicted with upgrading some other packages, and I realized there were *far* too many @psalm-suppress annotations in my code because it didn't understand things. Now my personal and professional projects all just use PHPStan.

2024-12-17

@kboyd Bad Monkey is way better than it has any right to be!

2024-12-15

Current status: feeling a little bit like Zebulon Mucklewain.

2024-11-18

TIL *67 still works. I imagine a non-zero number of y'all have no idea what that means.

2024-11-16

@senki The time I rewrote my #php project in #python was a) to learn Python and b) to allow my project to run on Google's AppEngine, which didn't support PHP. It was a fun project (and might be still running for all I know).

2024-11-12

@matthewtrask I'm keeping my Twitter account around so no one else can grab my name, but it's been private for a long time and I haven't posted there in even longer. Plus, logging in to delete it would show me as an active user for their metrics.

2024-11-12

@LinuxAndYarn Is there a Gofundme for senator-sized diapers? They're going to need them for the amount of filibustering they're going to need to do.

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Rachel RawlingsLinuxAndYarn
2024-11-12

Democrats told us for years that they couldn't get rid of the filibuster because they might need it when they're in the Senate minority. Well, they'd better spend the next 2-4 years filibustering every goddamned shitsack piece of legislation and judicial appointment the GOP brings up.

2024-11-12
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2024-11-11

@derickr It's *always* stout season!

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