Zoé Cassiopée ✨

Hi, I'm Zoé! I love making coffee and I sometimes dream of being the personal barista for all the people around me. I also make weird noises on a modular #synthesizer, clacky noises on a mechanical keyboard, and I especially enjoy making computers do cursed things. It has been documented that I once put a SN74HC04 instead of a TL074 because part of my brain believed they had to be the same and... it didn't go well. Then I did it again.

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Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-22

@QuestForTori That's pretty much the same story as this comic from Robin Brooks (a bit more than two years ago, but still accurate) patreon.com/posts/i-just-dont-

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-21

@SleepyCatten In your defense 😅 the people who do talk about those things tend to talk about them a lot

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-19

Traveled downtown today to pick up machine screws and a first aid kit. I found none of those, but came back instead with a short green dress

This is a strange timeline, but I enjoy it 😅

(where can I buy 4/40 machine screws? McMaster-Carr doesn't ship to my place)

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-19

@appagalcrochet @faithisleaping Yes, layering is the key (but also, not wearing jeans). I always have a pair of HeatTech Ultra Warm leggings from Uniqlo on if I really want to wear jeans, and hiking pants on top if I'm outside for a longer period of time or if it's particularly windy.

You'd be warmer with just a really good pair of leggings. Heavy a-line skirts are pretty efficient covers, but it's quite difficult to find a nice one from good fabric.

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-13

The DHL tracking website returning an awful error when I forget to click "Add" on my email address before submitting the form is a good representation of how I imagine DHL is actually working

A banner at the top of web page that shows the DHL logo and the message "The application has encountered a system error. Please report immediately to administrator."
Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-13

@hotkey Wishing you a favorable Affirmation year!

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-12

Sometimes, having purple hair and pronouns is signaling to others that you won't be an asshole with no self-awareness, and they react as if the space is safe with you around.

For example, this morning the owner of the local fruit store was listening to chants and prayers on their phone when I came in, but switched (back?) the audio to the store speakers when he recognized me. I always feel safe there.

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-11

@Impossible_PhD Right now this whole thread is making me reconsider the dosage, and also the time of day I'm taking each dose (because of the short half-life, as you mentioned)

I'm in the not-oral team 😅 it's otherwise making me dangerously sleepy

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-09
Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-08

@quephird I thought you already had more opcodes implemented :blobcat_smirk:

(yes I read the replies)

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-07

@faithisleaping Do we tell her?

A YouTube comment saying "Why are lesbian songs so much more relatable than most actual songs targeted at guys"
Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-07

that was the first and only wild #ShinyPokemon I caught in Pokémon Shield a few months ago, so I'm pretty happy to have found this little girl

A picture of a Nintendo Switch screen (that is, not a direct screenshot) of Pokémon Shield. It shows the summary of a shiny Phantump caught by trainer Zo (me)
Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-07

@technicolourpenguin I usually find # ShinyPokemon to show off nice catches (and card pulls, etc.), but if we want a bit more discussion about shiny hunting in the main series games, I wouldn't mind that we use something extra specific like # FediShinyHunters

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-06

now that I think about this, it should have been done with Trans or Pride colored tape

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-06

@faithisleaping those things are electives for bonus points (but it may also compensate for my lack of interest in pro hockey)

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-06

managed to tape two hockey sticks perfectly on first try, this should be enough to renew my license for being Canadian for another thirty year

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-06

I should be going to bed, but I'm looking at muting circuits on the Internet (again)

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-02

@quephird ooh I looked up that one, and it seems like this is the kind of architecture I'd also like playing with? Like I was messing with medical machines running from a 8080/8051 a long while ago 😅

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-02

@quephird Can't wait to sample their... mole

Zoé Cassiopée ✨ooze@cathode.church
2026-01-01

@jepyang I'm not looking for new synths at the moment, and yet that felt so extremely targeted towards me 😅

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