Alan🦄

@ oraclecrank
@oraclecrank@bksy.social

2024-02-15

Doomguy, then, is not merely an avatar of destruction but of a more archaic doom, of Judgement. His appearance is not a doomsday of annhilatory violence but an Anglo-Saxon Domesday, a day of weighing and measuring. Doomguy emerges in the text as Domeguy and we emerge from his world as Domeguys ourselves, giving and in some sense seeking dome.

2024-02-06

@yaldi @nutsling mark shuttlewoth saw Something in space and it Changed him

2024-02-06

@nutsling R E T V R N

ubuntu 5.10 default desktop
2023-12-21

@nutsling

DUKE (punping shotgun): έλα να πάρεις

2023-12-21
2023-12-21

forget about the 5 feet, let's talk about the 11 inches

2023-12-20

no disrespect intended but passchendaele would have gone down differently if I had been there 💯 💪

2023-12-20

@alex he'll yeah brother

the crash at crush, the moment before impact
2023-12-19

is Pulp still cool
is it ok I have disco 2000 stuck in my head

2023-12-19

😢

a listing for a 1 kilogram platinum bar but, highlighted, is the message that it is out of stock
2023-12-18

society if wendy would let me in, let me be her friend, let me guard her dreams and visions

2023-12-18

society if by DAY we rode through mansions of glory on suicide machines

a post scarcity solar punk arcology
2023-12-15

tag yourself im the box with a skull and a skunk in the top left

an insanely complex representation of the brain, indistinguishable from a q-anon map
2023-12-09

*changing my IP after getting banned from Wikipedia for edit warring the article on smokey the bear*

snake, can love bloom on a battlefield?

2023-12-09
The nuclear bomb scene from Terminator 2, the skeleton holding the chain link fence has a speech bubble that says, "Technically all bombs are 'atomic' bombs; it's just that this one also happens to be a nuclear bomb."
2023-12-05

my amusement park where you look at cages full of foliage while richard kiley tells you there's a dinosaur in there

2023-12-04

mOsT moRaL aRmy iN tHe woRld

Dec 4 Reuters headline: Israel orders more Gazans to flee, bombs areas where it sends them

Dec 4 Reuters headline: Israel orders more Gazans to flee, bombs areas where it sends them
2023-12-04

alabama won, georgia lost, florida didn't
get picked by a committee for something. its going to be a sectarian nightmare at work tomorrow lol

Alan🦄 boosted:
St Woke of Pronounsglencoe@jorts.horse
2023-12-03

@oraclecrank Smokey's 'imma rearrange your guts' era.

2023-12-03

saw this version of smokey bear on a billboard and I almost crashed my fucking car ??

smokey bear looking hot

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