jeffsociety

Deeply useless.

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-27

I grew up less than 10 miles from my wife but we met in London

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[OLD Account] Dan Wdanwilson
2018-07-25

I think often about why we sing national anthems and do patriotic displays at public events... this is a solid discussion around the intensified displays of patriotism at sporting events over the last 15+ years:

wbur.org/onlyagame/2018/07/20/

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-25

@Electronic_Bunny Thanks for clarifying. Yeah, America isn't perfect and never has been. The human Cheez-It has done an outstanding job of doing so much flagrant shit that people don't know what to focus on. There are a lot of bad things happening, but, IMO, the most important right now are Russia & Family Separation/Immigrant Detention

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-25

When did "freestyle" start meaning "rap something you've already written/released but just over a different beat"?

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AthisAthis
2018-07-23

Stay safe out there, everyone.

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-23

@Electronic_Bunny All of it.

Also, are you referring to the US as an organization or another organization? Just curious, I got a little confused there

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-23

Netflix might've gotten more Emmy nominations than HBO, but all I know is that the wife and I are watching 3 shows together rn and they're all on the ol' Home Box Office

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-23

Our. President. Is. A. Joke.

On behalf of us all here in the US, I sincerely apologize to the rest of the world for our leader.

Most people who voted didn't want this.

I'm so sorry you guys, hopefully this will all be over soon.

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-18

"There aint no user guide for being black, or a student, or gay, or just caught up in the trap"

open.spotify.com/track/5hYokAb

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-17

I feel bad for this dude at my co-working space.

He beats his boss to work every day and has two seating options to choose from. If he picks option no. 1 she makes him move to no. 2 when she gets in. If he chooses no. 2 she makes him move to option 1.

He's going to correctly guess which mood she's in one of these days. I'm rooting for him!

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-17

@Gargron DJ Khaled would agree. Felines are a major 🔑

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-17

Trump is the pancake president the way he flip-flops.

...Or is he more like a worm on a hook?

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-17

Considering 69's resurgence is there a good reason 699 isn't code for a threesome?

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-17

I don't like Kombucha. Is that ok?

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-13

Succession is a gem. Among the many priceless quotes of the season: “People like me. I look like a matador and everyone wants to fuck me."

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-12

I'm jealous of people who can eat yogurt for a meal and be satisfied

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-12

That Cheez It is so eager to cozy up to despots and dictators he doesn't mind getting his pants get pulled down over and over by N. Korea.

The left and media need to highlight what a N00B N. Korea is making Trump look like. His ego can't take it. He'll switch up so he doesn't look like a schmo.

Even that human hemorrhoid/tick hybrid Miller can't compete with Trump's ego

jeffsocietyosborn
2018-07-11

Who the fuck were the 2?

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