Awww, yes little computer, I will be your mommy. So first, let's get you cleaned up, do a little backup and install linux on you.

To be fair, this is where I got my inspiration from.

Germans, look, I made a funny geography meme for you. Hope you have fun with it. Marry Christmas!

How about banning cars in city's? General rule of thumb: If you can't bring a knife, you have to go there by bus.

Not gonna lie, I would listen to this album.

My goal for today is attempting to make pizza from scratch for the first time in my life. Wish me luck.

Can someone refer me to a good source (maybe a video of a lecture or something like that) explaining the difference between x86 and arm processor architectures?

weird how eating healthy is so much cheaper than the junk food i usually buy.

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is ... *opens history book* uh oh ... *frantically starts flipping through pages* ... uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

Mary Christmas everyone, I hope your abuser dies during the holidays🎄

@catsalad Snakes?

I am like a wild animal in bed - way more afraid of you than you are of me.

@benni No - it's not an Australian Christmas! I think it is just a normal dinner party but it is called an anti-christmas party and everyone invited are people who have no contact to their family and are ignoring Christmas all together and just trying to have a nice evening anyway. I am really looking forward to it now, for the first time in my life.

Tying retirement age to life expectancy seems like a dumb idea in post-COVID times. Like, what makes you so sure life expectancy will go up in the long run? We reached the peak.

When Germans are taking the "Brandmauer" literal, this happens:

https://www.haz.de/lokales/hannover/hannover-unbekannte-verbarrikadieren-villa-von-burschenschaft-in-der-nordstadt-2D7JQYJ7JBECHB7BARG57IBYQQ.html

@QasimRashid but isn't the USA one of the few country's that links the duty to pay taxes to citizenship? They still have to pay it, even if they live in Switzerland.