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#gluedex #Pokemon

Jesus https://mastodon.social/@Viss/114536396505092934

im always saying this

I've adorned my cassette emulator device with a hand whittled label. The top panel has some bumps from through-board solder pads, so nothing I can do about that. But overall it's alright, if you don't look too closely and/or judge too harshly.

#ZXSpectrum

homestuck

im swagging out cunt style

at the shoes store
me: "hey i need something for work on a construction site"
cashier: you want steel toed or regular?
me: "no ill take a pair of Normal Boots"
the cashier :

oh ur a lesbian couple? which one of you's the "neil bangs out the tunes" one and which one's the "homestuck day" one?

Catch Salamence with the Mightiest Mark in 7-star Tera Raid Battles in Pokémon Scarlet & Violet starting April 18th (UTC) / 17th (PDT) https://bulbagarden.net/threads/catch-salamence-with-the-mightiest-mark-in-7-star-tera-raid-battles-in-pokemon-scarlet-violet-starting-april-18th-utc-17th-pdt.306372/ #pokémon

@vriska

holy shit its homestuck day

I heard Fedi likes trains.

Context, this guy is the quietest guy in the office, I can’t

Having your suburban friend refer to your side hoe as a gordita is fucking diabolical

Due to tariffs, Temu customers in the US will need to locally source their discount beauty device needs.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen