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@ianmnoone it sounds magical

My view over Lyme Regis earlier this week

Lyme Regis at night, with lots of stars visible in the sky

@DougDugDog basically the same

@DougDugDog I’m also very disappointed

@liquidparanoia oh, but notifications work much better. Yeah it’s not bad actually

@zonemeal I shouldn’t be allowed

Pretty sure I’ve got my underpants on back to front today

@liquidparanoia I’ve just switched from MetaText to tooot and it seems ok. No DM tab, but that’s not a massive issue

Have I just opened VS Code, or have I just stepped out of my time machine hoping I’ve fixed a major balls up from before?

Screenshot of Powershell showing a “history restored” message

@ianmnoone hmmm… it seems like something Finland would do

@sparkyscrum that’s the one! I think it was the M18 episode

Why is it dark? This isn’t Finland.

When YouTubers say “click on the pop out banner”, nothing appears on my TV, so it looks like a half-hearted sarcastic disco move🕺

Screenshot from Auto Shenanigans showing a man pointing at nothing in the air

Observation: Gillette Fusion 5 shaving gel dissolves the glue that secures the lubricating strip on Harry’s razor blades. Other combinations, no problem.

The MSM won’t report this of course!

@ovmoro but they get presents

But is it a Christmas film?

Thanks to bex for all the hard work!

Spotify playlist called “Clue the Movie soundtrack”

@RudolphUcker is this a passive or active defrost?

Responses to the nasty little comments someone always makes at extended family Christmases:

1. Still single are you?
"Yes. How's your family by the way? Your eldest still in prison for dealing is he?"

2. Don't worry, you'll find someone soon
"Thanks. I was just saying the same to your husband actually"

I'm quite cross at how bad the first contestant on Popmaster was. Who doesn't know Tiffany's song from the 1980s?

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