Fuck work

some of y'all on here

@ItsJenNotGoblin happy birthday! 🐷💙👵🦕

Its my birthday. Can I get some boosts?

just saw some jeopardy end credits that listed their use of a "stegosaurus photo"

@robotcarsley you will drive better next time you big bitch 💙

@radicalrobit how about mailing some pie to your old pal pig

@pisscotheque shyamalan-grade twist ending here

@Pixley never before was yelling "pig" such a joyous thing

@Pixley I'm thankful for my good pal Amelia, who yelled at/to me at a nationally broadcast baseball game

there's gotta be other examples out there

@nsmckinnon that's incredible, friend, I know you need to get out of there and I hope you can do it extremely soon

@nsmckinnon I'm hooting and hollering!

@infernusgoatus disgusting

what if 𝗬𝗢𝗨 🫵
made a joke about riding on down the ol' dusty trail atop your trusty horse admin

but the 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻 🐎 said:
:neigh:「𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 」:neigh:

@alyriae big if true

@catswhocode I'm just afraid I'll have to explain masto while on the witness stand

@edstink time spins backwards down under so they have to have weird time zones to account for that