Pseudo Nym

I'm an older geek dad in the California bay area.

Please talk to me about #coffee , #puns , #infosec , #books , #scifi, #ttrpg, or other geeky topics.

I like cheesy 80s pop music, Rush, and GloryHammer. No apologies.

I've discovered #mastocats hash tag, and #mosstodon and #photography and they've all made this a much more humane place.

I like seeing the "slice of life" posts from real people. These kinds of moments are what connects us.

Pronouns: he/him

#Infosec, #nerd, #dad, older #geek.

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2025-05-04

šŸ‘‹ Hi everyone! Just joined Mastodon and excited to explore this space.

I'm a film enthusiast with a strong taste for horror, crime, thrillers, and psychological crime films—especially ones with moral complexity and dark, compelling characters. I’m particularly drawn to Korean cinema, as well as Spanish and lesser-known European films that offer something raw and different.

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2025-05-04

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2025-05-04

@kangaroo5383 @binaryphile

Agreed. I visually read it as the members of the group chat, most emphatically not the soldiers on the ground, dressed up to cosplay at being soldiers, but still scared, hence clowns. And the reporter invited to the "classified" chat.

Poking fun at the chatters, for not noticing the odd man out in the group.

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J Lam šŸ‘©šŸ»ā€šŸ’»šŸ‘©šŸ»ā€šŸŽØkangaroo5383
2025-05-04

And the award for the best meme goes to…. šŸ†

2025-05-04

@Sylvhem @overholt

<Takes notes for next seasons Black Mirror episode>

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2025-05-04

don't let this godless world sap you of your whimsy

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2025-05-04

I do not want your Gemini,
I do not want any AI.
I do not want it in my Chrome,
I do not want it in my home.
Not in my mail,
Even on sale,
Not in my app,
None of this crap.
I do not want it here or there,
I do not want it anywhere!

(with apologies to the estate of Dr. Seuss šŸ³šŸ–)

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2025-05-04

People are still trying to attack Trump by pointing out his hypocrisy, the incompetence of his staff and the reality that the economy is tanking and his policies have no hope of actually working.

These would be solid hits against any other politician, but they don’t work on Trump. Democrats are like the soldiers still shooting at Godzilla. They do it because it’s all they know how to do but it’s not working and they keep getting stomped on.

They’re attacking him like he’s a politician and he’s not. He never has been.
He’s a celebrity. That’s it. Sometimes he’s a celebrity real estate mogul, sometimes a celebrity reality tv host and sometimes a celebrity president.

Do you remember when The Apprentice was cancelled? You do? Well, good news if you liked it, bad news if you didn’t, it never stopped. It just went global. You’re living in the show right now, Black Mirror style. Nothing he does makes sense as the leader of a country and everything makes perfect sense as a reality show producer.

Everyone he’s hired have no idea how to do their job but are great reality show material. The anti-vax nut in charge of health care? The guy with no experience and a drinking problem in charge of the military? The head of the FBI can’t believe he got the gig and hired an extreme right wing podcaster as his voice of reason? How can you not watch that train wreck? Actually it’s plane crashes but you get it.

It’s a TV show and so all that matters to him are the ratings. He’s said it over and over. After the terrible Zelenskyy meeting the last thing he said was, ā€œThis is going to make great TVā€. Almost 60,000 Ukrainians dead and he and Vance set up their own Real Housewives scenario where they called Zelenskyy ungrateful, bragged about themselves and made fun of his clothes. Made no sense in reality but perfect sense if your goal is ratings.

Trump is producing a reality show because it one of the only things he knows how to do. And he’s learned that it doesn’t matter how bad things get, he’ll be safe and the show will be renewed as long as there are eyeballs on him interested in what he’s doing. In the world of real life he’s a felon in court answering charges and paying for sexual assault. As long as he’s on TV he’s safe. A million Americans died from a disease he called a hoax because reality wasn’t good for the plot of the show he was producing.

He won the popular vote because doing extreme things is interesting. Keeping things in chaos keeps you the centre of attention. There’s no winning in winning, only in saying you’re about to win. Ratings go down when plot lines are resolved. You can never have a healthcare plan, a great one has to always been a few weeks away. Once something exists it becomes reality and people can judge it. Keep things nuts and all hope in the future and you’re gold.

So how do you beat him? Run a qualified sensible candidate against him? Maybe, reality has the advantage if it actually being real. But you need to weaken him first.

Remember how mad he got at Alec Baldwin’s impression on Saturday Night Live? Really got under his skin. Because Trump is about image and Baldwin’s impression was a counter image that made him look ugly. Baldwin was enough of a celebrity to enter into the only world Trump cares about. It made Trump number two on the call sheet.

The same thing happened with Steve Bannon. The hashtag #PresidentBannon started to trend after a popular editorial cartoon and some Tweets saying Bannon was the one actually in charge and it caused a big split between them. Because Trump can’t be the co-star. He needs to be what he was on The Apprentice, the be all and end all voice of authority and power. Unquestionable. With the final say on all issues. If he’s not, he’s got nothing.

He was furious at Spy magazine for saying he had small hands. So much so he bragged about his penis size in a debate. He has doctors tell people he’s taller than he is and weighs less than he obviously does. He cannot have any shortcomings. He’s a reality show character, and like most of them with the name of a real person but more fiction than an actual person.

So to bring him down you need to attack one thing, his image. You need something fictional with a core of truth that takes the place of the fiction he’s presenting. Like JD Vance having sex with a couch. A stickier narrative than the one they’re putting forth.

The problem with just attacking with the truth is it’s not as interesting or appealing as a good made up story. You need to back up the truth with facts and by the time you do that people have lost interest. It’s what John Oliver has shown, wrap the medicine of the truth in the tasty cheese of jokes and made up scenarios and that pet might actually get better.

The only things that have worked against Trump are image based. Jokes. Memes. Sketches. Cartoons. They’re the first thing you need to do in the boss level of the video game before any of your truth based hits can land and bring them down.

You’re in Season 21 of The Apprentice. Like it or not. Time to be like past Celebrity Apprentice winner Joan Rivers and get mean and hilarious. All that matters is today. No one remembers last week. People write books with the most horrific stories but they might as well take place in the Roman Empire. You’re on the reality show now, make a scene, take focus, mess with his image, it’s all he has. Once that’s gone, he falls.

Time to cancel this terrible show.

~ Ian Boothby

2025-05-04

@Daveography @uxmark @sindarina

I was going to suggest this as a title for their first album, but this is better.

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Sindarina, Edge Case Detectivesindarina@ngmx.com
2025-05-04

My new cover band will be called 'Bug Fixes & The Minor Improvements'.

2025-05-04

@SturmUndDranger

I'd this making sure your users don't Rickroll each other?

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Jason Lefkowitzjalefkowit@vmst.io
2025-05-04

Pro tip: Do not upload the source code of your sooper sekrit Signal fork into the Media Library of your public WordPress web site

micahflee.com/heres-the-source

#USPol

Yesterday, I published an analysis of what I could publicly find about TM SGNL, the obscure and unofficial Signal app used by Mike Waltz, and presumably also by Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, and other fascists in Trump's government. Afterwards, someone privately sent me the URL https://www.telemessage.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Signal.zip.

I downloaded Signal.zip and was excited to see that it's the Android source code for the app! I immediately started digging in. Before the night was over, two different people also sent me this same URL, and cryptographer Matthew Green slyly tweeted it too.
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captain acab :antifa:redsad@ohai.social
2025-05-04
Left: Poison Ivy and Mr Freeze. Right: Batman. Caption: He was trying to cool the planet and she was regrowing the forests. And they wanted us to root for... the trust fund billionaire. ļæ¼
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CatSaladšŸˆšŸ„— (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-05-04

I'm not challenging your authority, I'm denying it exists.

Photo of our cat that's loafing in between two cat beds placed on a dresser. Caption says:
FUCK THE SYSTEM
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2025-05-04

the sad truth

2025-05-04

@hazelweakly

The struggle is real

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2025-05-04

My kid: *wants snacks*

Me: *so proud for thinking ahead and stuffing my purse with snackies*

Kiddo: NO MOMMY I WANTED <exact same snack> FROM THE CABINET

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2025-05-03

This is a homerun of a joke

Back of a Honda odyssey with a bumper sticker that says ā€œMy other car is an Iliadā€
2025-05-03

@Natasha_Jay

To be fair, and speaking as an #infosec security professional, I would be more difficult to clone or steal.

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Natasha Jay šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗNatasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-05-03

Sorry, I forgot my ID Badger today 🦔

An sign in an office "SECURITY NOTICE. All Employees Must Wear ID Badgers When Entering"

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