Lmst

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i'm quat

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dj asexual freaking it sensitive style on the CDJ

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Went to visit the big dick museum and they didn't know you

asked the guy in the Chinese Room if he knew you and, translated, he says he does

call me Product the way i might be extremely hot and must be handled with care

looked in the Chinese Room and the guy inside knew you

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just came across the words "the adam savage fursuit situation" now

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some account named "StingyFromLazyTown" just forked my personal site's github repo and made a single commit that added a license file containing this???????

The contents of the LICENSE file. The header states that it's the "GSU GENEROUS STINGY LICENSE", copyright of "Stingy Software Foundation, Inc." with the following license text:
"It all belongs to me!
Everything that I see!
North, South, East and West!
I caress it, 'cause I possess it.
I'm Stingy, and it's mine!"

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Definitely not an apartheid state

‘Not for you’: Israeli shelters exclude Palestinians as bombs rain down

Shelters are a lifeline in Israel from Iranian missile attacks, but Palestinian citizens of the country have been locked out.

dry hump me if im wrong but today is a monday, right? (IMG: cat laying in a pothole)

i am a dathings enjoyer

this fucking yotoob poop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLBB9zaOD4U

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it's my cat sitting in a big plastic bin which has my clothes in it

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Sometimes I wonder how to get engagement on Mastodon but then I think that you're all a bunch of weird little creatures and I should probably just use a laser pointer or a worm on a string

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@quat Every day is a day for fat boys to thrive

@lt 🥺

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i asked him and hes sorry

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