@slashdottir You are asking the wrong question. What we should be asking is what value does private equity see in acquiring the DNA sequence of the millions of idiots who mailed in their DNA, thinking it would never be exploited...

You have to admit, regardless of your political beliefs, that a guy going to federal prison for years because when he himself was president he signed an order to increase the minimum sentence for the exact crime he committed is hands down the funniest shit that could ever happen and we are nanometers away from that once-in-a-lifetime hysterical occurrence taking place.

You have to want this to happen if you have any appreciation for comedy.

@redrummy @KrazyTheeAlaskan LOL, yes!!

Finally, a survey where I'm proud that Alaska is #1!!

TechDigg: The US States That Have The Most Sex, Mapped
https://digg.com/data-viz/link/us-states-have-most-sex-mapped-FhBvDCnUkC

@SamFish90 #PraiseTheLord

me, pointing a gun at a San Jose police officer to test this claim:🪦

San José Spotlight: San Jose police say pointing a gun isn't use of force - San José Spotlight
https://sanjosespotlight.com/san-jose-police-department-sjpd-says-pointing-a-gun-is-not-use-of-force/

I got one of them smart watches and it reminds me to get up and walk around a few times a day, which I do by going and making a snack...

@AKNativeNews icle icle icle icle

@Ulrich_the_Elder

After McCarthy used the debt ceiling as a gun to extort the nation: "I want to commend Speaker McCarthy," adds President Biden. "Both sides operated in good faith."

Without GOP’s fascism to hold over our heads, Democrats' performance would generate little fervor for re-election - and so, apparently, they will always do their best to keep the GOP fascists around as a credible threat.

@mattblaze this is EXACTLY what someone who secretly ran the govt would say... 🤔

question: put on a shirt; or raise the zoom camera so it only shows me from the neck up??

Dunleavy's family values expert invented excuses for rape, claimed Hitler got a bad rap and Martin Luther King Jr. was a "serial rapist" and loser
Gov. Mike Dunleavy’s expert on promoting family values turned out to be a
guy who thinks rape and Hitler have gotten a bad rap, while Martin Luther
King Jr. was a “serial rapist” who accomplished nothing in his life but got
“himself shot like a dumbass and died before he accomplished anything.”

Before publication of a story by Alaska Public Media Tuesday that revealed
the anti-family views of Dunleavy’s family values expert, Jeremy Cubas
resigned from his state job.

Read more:
https://www.dermotcole.com/reportingfromalaska/2023/5/30/k90l13t8j043kyjwvj9ry6plwpbrqs

Keep looking and you'll find the like button...
#IntrusiveThoughts

@Toxic_Flange holy crap this triggered my nostalgia filter!!

@christinebeeton d'aaaaawww

Eat the rich.
#EatTheRich

@CrazyAlaskanBear I didn't know they had lakeside dining

Окончательно!! Наши мечты об отправке медведя в космос теперь осуществятся

The Guardian: Hibernation artificially triggered in potential space travel breakthrough
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/may/25/hibernation-artificially-triggered-in-potential-space-travel-breakthrough