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Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-04

20:57 <DannyS712> huh? Are you broken :) ?
20:58 <greg-g> We all are in our own ways.

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/BT3kj3

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-04

<halfak> AsimovBot, wat
<AsimovBot> Error: Command “wat” not recognized. Please review and correct what you’ve written.

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AVUyg4

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-03

<wikibugs> (PS1) Hashar: I DONT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING [integration/config] - gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/395610

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AWAoY_

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-03

<sumanah> MaxSem: any other tips for what makes it easier for a Windows dev?
<MaxSem> yes. get a Mac

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AU7VVz

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-03

<+marktraceur> Grawwww
<+marktraceur> Someone mixed spaces and tabs
<+marktraceur> MARK SMASH

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AU7VV4

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-03

<stjn> you just leaked your IP

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/mn956p

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-03

[14:10:56] <Amir1> the most entertaining part of my job is reading the spam we get to root@ and such

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/dNJc34

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-03

bvibber> isn't it the worst when your code works but only on other peoples' computers? :D

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AU7VVt

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-02

<ostriches> less code, less problems
<ostriches> obvious ^

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AVBJXL

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-02

< Dispenser> Why is there a 5 hour cap on SQL scripts? And how do I raise it?

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AVLx7l

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-02

[TimStarling] "What OS is your server running on?"
[Anonymous] "Windows 95. And PHP keeps making Windows crash."

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AU7VT-

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-02

[21:36] TimStarling fusion power is just a sci-fi fantasy designed to keep physicists in jobs

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AU7VVX

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-02

<+wikibugs> (CR) Muehlenhoff: [C:+1] "Looks good! (To the extent that Partman recipes can look good)" [puppet]

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/SolB05

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-02

<Giraffer> everybody go and find your nearest steward and post a photo of them

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/m9jMno

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-01

<bawolff> ha! 3 hours later I got video to play with TMH using java. Seems like it all came down to a missing space.

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AU7VVr

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-01

apergos: first thing we do, shoot all the certificate authorities
ori: then we take berlin

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AU7VVr

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-01

<RoanKattouw> Lesson of the day: don't try to be clever and rename a directory /and/ the files in it in the same commit

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AU7VU3

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-01

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ... A: Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AU7VUr

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-01

"Remove shitty ass useless fucking ampersands that just make it harder to avoid fucking strict notices" -- aaron, r35219

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AU7VU3

Wikimedia Quipsquips@fox.nexus
2025-06-01

<James_F> No idea. People writing bad scripts can make MW break, news at 11.

via: bash.toolforge.org/quip/AXCcfR

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