A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--

HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.

Help Seattle bookseller Duane Wilkins pay his medical debt https://gofund.me/1516c649

There is no large graveyard filled with my enemies. Instead there's a public park. Bring your dogs. Have a picnic. Play hackey sack.

“You there, boy, who’s the CEO of OpenAI?”

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“In the future, we will all be the interim CEO of OpenAI for fifteen minutes”

@annmlipton I am incredibly jealous of those section headers.

I agree with this post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xttrkgKXtZ4

@scalzi Thank you.

Also, has anyone figured out what George Santos was doing with that baby? Remember that?

A modest proposal: change the national anthem to Charles Mingus's "Goodbye Pork Pie Hat."

On the one hand, Seattle races aren't over tonight. There are more ballots to count over the next few days.

On the other hand, come *on*, Seattle.

@disappearinjon Gonna be a crap couple of years.

We have to read the decision from the case that killed affirmative action and I just don't wanna.

As with most questions about recasting, the answer to “to whom should Marvel recast Kang?” is "Matt Berry”.

@alpenglow Handmade, locally sourced, bespoke fucks.

Sic semper Brain Geniuses.

Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty of fraud https://www.theverge.com/policy/2023/11/2/23943236/sam-bankman-fried-trial-sbf-fraud-guilty?utm_content=buffer93532&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bufferapp.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Little known fact: most people forget that the A in Roger Taney's last name is not actually pronounced like the "a" sound in "racist," but like the the "aw" sound in "awful racist."