that is a pretty gottem moment ngl

@Alice "tasteful" as in Faygo Rock N' Rye flavored?

What if we put a Duck's head on top of Princess Toadstool's body!

Old Ho' Phenethylamine Show

"You guys are supposed to be the Good Guys!" is by far the funniest line in the pilot of #TheWestWing, because it:

a) Showcases the phenomenal self-righteousness of the typical "Beltway Liberal"

b) Is uttered by someone whose labor struggle has *never* been supported, or even acknowledged, by US Liberals: a Prostitute

I don't understand the obsession with people asking accounts they never interact with to post CWs, here.

The block button exists. Just friggin use it.

A slide from a presentation I just finished.

@ApproachingSteed @peachfront yeah usb-otg sounds like the best way. With the relevant cabling.

Travis Kelce: "OK... Hear me out... What if Karma WASN'T your boyfriend?"

@exchgr yaccarino comes off like she's in a bad mood and wanted to make it the interviewers' problem, to me. After beginning it by saying she's "known [the interviewer] for 10 years" and that they're "tight".

Also, she said "I've only been there 12 weeks" like 40 times. Seems like there was zero prep for all those obvious questions she should have known were coming.

Brutal, embarrassing.

I used to play #magicthegathering, but after a while I got bored and just started burning piles of money in the backyard

@JeanB @AnarchoNinaWrites I certainly thought it was!

@AnarchoNinaWrites
Maybe a quote from Terry Pratchett's Carpe Jugulum is more apropos

@JeanB @AnarchoNinaWrites

"We the Elites" by Robert Ovetz goes through all the details (if you're actually interested in learning it and not just asking as some ignorant "gotcha"). ❤️
. https://www.plutobooks.com/9780745344720/we-the-elites

The most poignantly yawn inducing set of behaviors since people would count to infinity for "fun".

Regardless of what one thinks of the "validity" of #misogynist statements (if you care/dare to call it so...)

One simply has to admit, in the Year of our Lord 2023,

That such statements are FUCKING BORING. And havers of such should consider shutting the fuck up.

And then the other dude doesn't know the song so he continues:

"WIFE IS LIKE AN ORPHAN HIGHWAY
I JUST WANNA GIVE IT BYWAYS
I JUST WANNA LIVE MY LIE

???

...

Are ya serious?! Doesn't ring a bell?!?"

@skua holy shit how did u kno??

Dude I saw on the street, to another guy: "You know that Bon Jovi song that goes...

HEEEEY IT'S HOWARD CLEVER, AND I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVEEEER
I JUST WANNA LIVE MY LIE

???"