Random Seed

Dad, Husband of @geekgyrl, Rebel Scum, Project Manager, Helpful Human, Gen X Survivor
Player of FFXIV, Fallout76, DiabloIV, WorldOfWarcraft, Baldur's Gate 3
Cyclist, Guitarist, Dreamer, Exhausted
ALL labor deserves fair compensation.

Alt Text For Profile Pic
Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop kicking back with a cigarette and a book with a bottle of Mariachi and a glass on the table in front of him.

Alt Text For Background Pic
A picture of Saturn captured by the Webb space telescope 2023.

Random Seed boosted:
Tory Alsip 💚:butterfly_trans:toryalsip@tech.lgbt
2023-07-28

The Joker said it best.

#TwitterX #twitter #ElonMusk

"Uh-oh! He don't look happy. He's been using Brand X!" - The Joker in Batman (1989)
Random Seed boosted:
your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦blogdiva
2023-07-28

the virtue signaling about Mitch McConnell has begun.

Mitch McConnell helped kill my father, mother & brother because we never had enough money to take care of their medical issues.

McConnell normalized EUGENICS with his relentless attacks on health care rights.

anybody who says you do not have a right to live unless you have all the money in the world? that person wants you dead

thru legislation, McConnell killed my family. Nazis had a name for that: MURDER BY BUREAUCRACY

Random Seed boosted:
2023-07-28

Last boost: there are not enough profanities to express how I feel about people who talk about forgiveness/empathy toward people who have never once contemplated repentance.

Forgiveness is propaganda of the strong weaponized against the weak.

Random Seed boosted:
2023-07-28

The other half couldn’t identify the word “documents” I guess.

Half the GOP doesn’t think Trump had sensitive documents at Mar-a-Lago-
wapo.st/3Kg4Oye

A 3 panel cartoon with a man in a MAGA hat in the left panel holding a blue book with “Why Donald Trump is Being Prosecuted For Crimes” on the front, the right top panel with the man reading a page on the inside of the book printed “Because he committed crimes” and the bottom right panel showing the man with the caption “It makes no sense”
Random Seed boosted:
Paula, the SausagePaulaTheSausage@ruhr.social
2023-07-28

Good night my woofmazing friends,

I'm ready to catch the train to dreamland but don't worry I will woof to you tomorrow again.

Woof Woof ❤️ 😘 🐶

#Dogs #Zshq #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfTwitter #Dachshund #SausageDog #Dackel #PaulaTheSausage

Dachshund playing with plush rabbit on blanket
Random Seed boosted:
2023-07-28

Just thanked my husband for being my emotional outhouse.

(We're watching Big Bang Theory.) 🤣

Random Seed boosted:
Sheril KirshenbaumSheril
2023-07-28

I’m old enough to remember when the temperature was not a breaking news story every day.

is here. It’s now. It’s us. There’s still time to act, but not much.

Random Seed boosted:
Scalziscalzi
2023-07-27

Just heard someone on a YouTube video tell viewers to "stay tuned" for something coming up later, and I'm struck by how some phrases outlive their initial context. Literally, it makes no sense to say "stay tuned" on YouTube, but everyone still knows what it means and thinks nothing of it, even people who have probably never actually watched a TV channel via terrestrial transmission.

Random Seed boosted:
myrmepropagandistfuturebird@sauropods.win
2023-07-27

Over on tiktok user @nomadicpancakes has observed a group of #bees that have learned to turn on the sensor on a water bottle filling station by walking over the target.

This is just the kind of thing bees are made to learn, they love targets and need to follow them when dealing with flowers all the time.

The interesting thing is that the bee who hits the target produces water for her sisters, herself less so. But these #eusocial girls seem to have that worked out!

tiktok.com/@nomadicpancakes/vi

Random Seed boosted:
2023-07-27

There's no reasoning with this. There's no compromise with this. These gleefully stupid morons live in a completely different universe, refusing to accept basic facts. They're a lost cause.

We must vote in such overwhelming numbers that their blind and destructive ignorance is crushed.

washingtonpost.com/politics/20

Half the GOP doesn’t think Trump had sensitive documents at Mar-a-Lago
Analysis by Philip Bump
National columnist
July 27, 2023 at 12:01 p.m. EDT
Random Seed boosted:
2023-07-27

Pretty much

A melted fan with the caption, "today's forecast"
Random Seed boosted:
Random Seedrand@ohai.social
2023-07-27

@9to5Mac It really already was in dark mode from the moment he took over.

Random Seedrand@ohai.social
2023-07-27

@flexghost Let there be CONSEQUENCES this time! I don't pray, that's about as close as I get to pleading with the universe, no kidding.

Random Seed boosted:
flexghost.flexghost
2023-07-27

That feeling when you’re a traitor to the United States of America and the superseding indictment against you shows you destroyed evidence

Womp. Womp.

84. At 9:49 a.m., Trump Employee 4 and DE OLIVEIRA left the area of the IT office

together and walked through a basement tunnel. DE OLIVEIRA took Trump Employee 4 to a
small room known as an "audio closet" near the White and Gold Ballroom. Once inside the audio
closet, DE OLIVEIRA and Trump Employee 4 had the following exchange:
a.
b.
C.
DE OLIVEIRA told Trump Employee 4 that their conversation should remain between the two of them.
DE OLIVEIRA asked Trump Employee 4 how many days the server retained footage. Trump Employee 4 responded that he believed it was approximately 45 days.
DE OLIVEIRA told Trump Employee 4 that "the boss" wanted the server deleted. Trump Employee 4 responded that he would not know how to do that, and that he did not believe that he would have the rights to do that.
Trump Employee 4 told DE OLIVEIRA that DE OLIVEIRA would have to reach out to another employee who was a supervisor of security for TRUMP's business organization. DE OLIVEIRA then insisted to TRUMP Employee 4 that "*the boss" wanted the server deleted and asked,
"what are we going to do?"
Random Seed boosted:
Courtney Heard 🇨🇦godlessmom@mas.to
2023-07-27

Often, when I sit down to interview my guests on the Q-Dropped Podcast, I will ask them the first question. Usually, "tell us a bit about yourself" and they will literally talk for 2 hours straight, and I will not have to ask another question.

This is trauma. They needed so desperately for someone to hear how hurt they are and validate it. They are just letting go of years of anger and sadness in the presence of someone who fully understands what they're going through.

Random Seed boosted:
Andy Priceandyprice
2023-07-27

Complete list of reasons to explain something to someone on social media:

1. They asked you to

Random Seed boosted:
2023-07-27

Sometimes we learn lessons the hard way. After all, no one respects the flame quite like the fool who's badly burned. But a true warrior shares their hard-won wisdom, so that those who come after need not suffer for that knowledge.

Random Seed boosted:
2023-07-27

I say we start panicking RIGHT NOW

a big disco ball on a ledge above a doorway that appears to be melting.closer look at a big disco ball on a ledge above a doorway that appears to be melting.

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst